#491 - Joe's Birthday Episode
The Basement Yard
Joe Santagato
4.9 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the base. |
| 0:04.1 | Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank. |
| 0:08.8 | Ooh, you look excited. |
| 0:10.1 | Yeah, you know why, bitch. |
| 0:12.1 | It's my birthday tomorrow. |
| 0:13.0 | It's my birthday tomorrow. |
| 0:15.3 | Oh, well, not as of recording, not your birthday tomorrow. |
| 0:19.2 | No, no, no, but it is. |
| 0:20.1 | But it's your birthday when this comes out. |
| 0:21.4 | This comes out to the pub. |
| 0:22.5 | When it comes out to the pubbies. |
| 0:24.0 | I'll be 33 years old. |
| 0:25.7 | God damn. |
| 0:26.6 | It's divisible by 11, which means... |
| 0:28.3 | You'll be 3 11-year-olds. |
| 0:30.6 | Is that weird? |
| 0:31.6 | Yeah, that's very strange to say, but I guess that's... |
| 0:34.3 | Why? |
| 0:34.9 | No, 311-year- olds are all 11, dude. But like if you stack them on top of each other, like Muppet style. |
| 0:39.9 | Not how age works. |
| 0:40.9 | You can't just add if they're standing on top of each other. |
| 0:43.3 | They're cumulatively. |
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