51. Giving you bad makeup, boring nudes, and contacting ex’s

Give It To Me Straight

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever received a nude that was just…boring? Alex definitely has. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss receiving boring nudes, video-game-obsessed boyfriends, and getting “off”. Alex says she would never marry someone who couldn’t get her off but then again, she married Jon. Marriage is all about sacrifice, I guess. Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 23:45 - I’ve Never Had An Orgasm 27:20 - Boring Nudes 30:59 - Does My Friend Not Like Me? 33:34 - My Acquaintance Is Having An Affair 39:30 - My Husband Hates My Makeup 44:36 - He Plays Too Many Video Games! 48:39 - Moving Out of State 53:24 - Do I Tell My BF About My Abortion? 57:31 - I Contacted My Ex’s Sister 1:01:14 - My Ex Boyfriend is An Influencer 1:06:28 - Reading Your Secrets 1:09:21 - What Are You Over? 1:10:58 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

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0:00.0	how that conversation he needs to take a proactive approach to getting you off whether it's toys or
0:06.2	extension pills on your what like a like a what? I, it sounds like you have experienced,
0:15.0	do you know what an extension bill is?
0:17.0	If I had experience, I think I would know the name of it.
0:19.0	No, no, maybe you're just like drawing the play.
0:21.0	You're right.
0:22.0	You're right. You're right. You're right. Ask me later.
0:24.0	And welcome back to Give It to me straight. I'm Alex and I am John and where your gracious gracious gracious host one day we'll put that on a
0:38.8	t-shirt Alex said I need more energy more energy more passion.
0:43.6	Remember more footwork more footwork more footwork
0:46.4	you can do footwork otherwise I kick Kobe.
0:48.6	He's so cute speaking of his footwork he likes to do footwork in our backyard and
0:55.7	stain the carpets in our house. Yeah, I don't love that. So we have
1:00.4	is it black mulch? Is that what is yeah if you have pets don't get
1:04.8	black mulch and the reason I say that is because it's staining it's staining coby's
1:08.6	you know what people do though they probably have normal dogs who just pee where they should.
1:13.3	No, that's common.
1:14.3	What he's doing is actually common
1:16.1	because I'm seeing it all over Instagram.
1:18.1	Basically, if you have a dog that, like after they use the bathroom,
1:21.3	they kick up the mulch or the grass or whatever it's it's a
1:25.8	cocky arrogant dog trait apparently dominant he's like spreading his scent everywhere
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