52. Giving you naughty dreams, farting, and tattoos of exes

Give It To Me Straight

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Do you fart in front of your partner? Alex and Jon can’t help it. In this week’s episode, our favorite couple discusses farting, naughty dreams about your ex, and friendship breakups. Jon even shares a story about how he lost a friend by peeing on his shoe. Jon may be a great husband but he’s a…questionable friend. Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 22:58 - Exes on Social Media 26:07 - I Can’t Leave My Mom 28:44 - Farting In Front of Your Partner 32:37 - Do I Make My +1 Pay? 35:37 - Eight Year Anniversary? or Ten? 39:21 - Tattoos Of Your Ex 47: 31 - Checking Out Other Women 56:06 - He Puts the Ex In “Sex” Dreams 57:41 - My Bridesmaid Doesn’t Talk to Me 01:04:01 - Reading Your Secrets 01:07:45 - What Are You Over? 01:09:35 - Listener Review Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon

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0:00.0	But if you were having dreams about your ex and you were like Alex I have to tell I I have to tell I I got a deal with your bullshit all day
0:07.8	Don't be mad at me because I'm so dumb that I hate myself.
0:26.0	Why?
0:27.0	Your hand is so sweaty.
0:29.0	It's warm.
0:30.0	It's not sweat.
0:31.0	It's not sweat. What is it?
0:32.0	It's called hard working hands.
0:34.0	Sweaty.
0:35.0	Why do you hate yourself?
0:37.0	I meant to say I hate you.
0:38.0	What?
0:42.0	Why do you hate me? I know that by hating me it is because you hate yourself so let's
0:47.6	let's unpack that John. It's just like you don't realize you just put yourself like I'm you know I just like I'm I just like I'm always doing something you know when I was single I didn't have to do anything and now that I'm married I'm just always doing something. I'm just always doing something. But I guess you give my life purpose.
1:08.0	Is it me or is it just being an adult? Because if you want to live this life life there's always things to be done.
1:14.4	You know what I bet you there's guys out there that like they don't do shit and they love it.
1:17.9	You know like I feel like they're...
1:19.1	And then they end up divorced.
1:20.9	You mean like they're single.
1:22.4	They're single. The guys are just like, you know, they keep it simple. The kiss method.
1:26.2	Keep it simple, stupid. We don't have to do this. Like, you could do your own thing and I can do my own thing.
1:34.4	What is your thing?
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