This is awesome.

Like I've read this many times. It's awesome.

The new Republic busts a cap in the New York Times backside for hoeing out on a rack.

This is awesome. Like this is like, I just want to tell people like, a lot of you, you know, like Alex were born in 2010.

And you like weren't alive for this when it was like, this is what like all media was like.

It was, I don't even really want to spoil it. But I mean, you'll see, you'll see.

The piece begins with a news item quote that says rival hip hop magazines, the source and a double XL are lock or sorry, XXL are locks in an increasingly ugly few that has reared its head in advertising boycotts on rap records and a nasty over the top ganks the editorial slams against one another.

And then secondly paired with a news item from the following day that just says the normally left of center new Republic pendant editorial blasting fellow liberals at the editorial page of the New York Times for demonstrating intellectual incoherence in their views on the Iraq war.

Okay, so this is this is Jake Tapper now writing gang banging in media land.

This is wack yo said Peter P. Bitty Binar the much feared editor of T and R as he slammed that morning's New York Times down on his desk.

Wack true dad firmed executive editor Snoop kitty or kicking at old school and Dupont Circle ice skin venta latte and hand.

Colin Sino has been acting janky one day it's all inspectors UN disarmament then she busts a CK and disarmament is just an option. Dizam I am I like it's pretty good right.

I just pretty good through my teeth the first time I read this so fucking much like it is it's amazing that he was like able to live his life.

I had ever written something like this I would just like kill myself not out of like being canceled or whatever but it's just like god damn this.

It's really not good from the corner boom the voice of literary of literary editor LW cool L.

I believe that that LW cool L is his rap moniker for Leon Weiselt here.

That's just doesn't even make sense it's just really bad.

Oh you think he's cool former mixed master of J. W. A. is lovely young god is lovely young bride on his lap a draft of cottage to this time it's personal by his side.

How you want to carry it nom saying he asked I mean what's with these homies disson my pearl why do the old gray lady got a front.

Be watch sneered stoop stoop I can't even read like a separate I do like how in his satirical piece that has like you know is about how how gangster the new republic is he can't help but included detail about how Leon Weiselt here has a lovely young bride on his lap.

I'm sure he does probably it seems like he's borrowing lines and changing a few words from weasers buddy Holly.

I think that's what he's recalling when he says like what's with these homies disson my god yeah that's not rap it's like a couple words switched from the doorway

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