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Hello, hello, greetings friends. It's another chop-off coming at you this Monday afternoon.

It's me, Matt and Felix, and in a little bit I will be discussing corruption and Afghan

mining contracts with the journalist, Zach Complin. Before we get there, just some regular

chop-off business to you attend to. So let's kick off today's show with, I think maybe

hopefully a new feature on the show, it's Zoo Report. That's right, we're reporting on

the animals at the zoo. Felix and I went to the Bronx Zoo on Friday and we've come back

with some interesting animal facts. I'm afraid Matt could not attend our day out into the

zoo as he is banned from all wildlife preserves, zoos, circuses and things of that nature.

Look, is it a crime to try to dose the elephants with LSD so that they can escape if so lock

me up? There's a photo of him at the ticket booth and it says, do not let this man into

the zoo. Do not let him into the Bronx Zoo. All the apes get too damn horny when they

see him. Felix, what did you make of the zoo? What was your favorite animal experience

on Friday? Are there any animal facts that you would like to share with our audience?

I feel like the best thing we saw was the two gorilla kids playing. That was awesome.

They were sort of rough housing, they were doing a little light scrapping with each other,

but the best part of it all was that it all kicked off when one of them just took a giant

arm full of hay and just splashed it on the other's head. He was running around with

a little cap of hay just throwing hands at his brother.

Gorillas love hay. In captivity, they seem to hang out with hay and do a lot of hay tricks.

There were some things I found artistically interesting. There was a monorail portion

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