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524 - Kush Aliens are Invading Earth (5/17/21)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

We congratulate Felix on defeating the scary monsters of Dark Souls during his successful fundraiser stream over the weekend, and also note the tiny but noticeable fissures opening up in the usually stifling discourse on Palestine. We then take a look at Bill Gates’ bro time with Jeffrey Epstein possibly being the cause of his recent divorce. Finally, there’s more UFO stuff in the news: limited hangout? New way to sell endless arms buildup? Or do the aliens just want our kindest bud? You be the judge. If you missed the stream and would like to donate to our various Palestinian supporting orgs, links here: Movement to Safeguard Palestinian Communities: https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/icareaboutpeace/ Islamic Relief of Canada Palestinian Emergency Appeal: https://www.islamicreliefcanada.org/emergencies/palest Eye On Palestine: https://m.facebook.com/eyeonpalestine.offical/ And of course, tickets still on sale for our upcoming live show at the FRQNCY1 streaming festival: https://frqncy.live/frqncy1

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0:00.0

The mission of A-Tip was quite simple. It was to collect and analyze information involving anomalous aerial vehicles.

0:08.0

What I guess into vernacular, you call them UFOs. We call them UAPs.

0:12.0

You know how this sounds. It sounds nutty.

0:16.0

Look, Bill, I'm not telling you that it doesn't sound wacky. What I'm telling you is real.

0:22.0

The question is, what is it? What are its intentions? What are its capabilities?

0:26.0

You've had some people tell me, you know, and you say that you can sound crazy. I'll be on. I'm not a UFO guy.

0:32.0

But from what I hear you guys saying, there's some, some, some, some, some.

0:38.0

Yeah. There's definitely something that, I don't know who's building it.

0:42.0

Who's got the technology, who's got the brains, but there's, or something else around it, who is better than I ever played.

1:06.0

Greetings friends. It's Chapa. We're back again. It's me, Matt and Felix coming to this afternoon, this Monday, Monday Monday Monday.

1:16.0

Before we get started on the show today, I will take this moment to take a victory lap on behalf of Felix for Saturday's absolutely legendary Dark Souls stream, in which Felix and all of our viewers, listeners, anyone who tuned into the Twitch stream or donated,

1:35.0

raised over $120,000 for three different Palestinian charitable organizations. So that is by my accounts, a 40 grand check for each one of these organizations. So Felix, please take a bow.

1:51.0

Thank you. Thank you. I want to thank our chat first and foremost, primarily for the incredible pace and generosity that is played, but also for with the match arriving at a really round number.

2:04.0

It was going to give me a high, if I had to round up or down, because we got into the, you know, like 0.7857 cent territory. That would have been bad for me.

2:17.0

This was one of the best days I've ever had on the computer, seriously. Thank everyone so much for everyone who has involved. I mean, you will, you Chris, like came on and hung out all the boys from the stream, Andrew and Zeke for playing DS3 co-op with me towards the end when I was getting tired.

2:38.0

No, it was, it was, I would have done that regard. I would have like probably, it's probably paid like 40% more games than I would have. Anyway, after my second shot, just in a huge state. So it wasn't really difficult or anything for me.

2:55.0

But the most important thing was than anything games easy. Well, I mean, I'm going to get into that. The most important thing is my excuses. Okay, first of all, those who turned into the beginning, I was having trouble with dark sun, Gwendolyn, one of the easier bosses in the game.

3:15.0

This isn't my fault because a second shot, I was tired, my stomach hurt, and I had fucked up the audio and I was trying to figure out while I was doing that fight. The abyss watchers, why did I die to the abyss watchers and co-op? I wasn't paying attention because I am medically low IQ from having the vaccine.

3:36.0

Why did I die in giant's tomb so much? It was dark. I have that eyesight. Next question. Those are the most important things I wanted to address.

3:46.0

That's true, but I mean, if you watch the stream and you can, you can, you can watch the whole thing. It's now saved on the Chapel F.I.M. Twitch stream.

3:54.0

At no point in no point during any of the boss fights, it feel like it's portray any fright. He was not afraid of any of the monsters. I think that's also important. I think we need to mention that as well. I was shivering inside, but I had to stick it out.

4:08.0

Well, that's a luckily, luckily, real courage is. It's not that you don't feel fear. It's that you don't let it get to you.

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