54. Dick-Nosed Fuck Party

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It's the 54th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about sex parties. Also discussed: people who prank each other, getting in fights in traffic, No H8, women who shave their heads, and the Super Bowl. We have a special elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello babies, episode 54 of Congratulations is brought to you by the Cash App.
0:07.6	You want to get paid $5 and also give $5 to charity.
0:10.8	Then now's your chance to do so.
0:12.0	Right now if you download the Cash App and enter the reward code Congrats,
0:15.8	you'll receive $5 and the Cash App will send $5 to the Times Up Legal Defense Fund.
0:20.5	That's important to us here at Congratulations to me and One Fire.
0:26.7	So Cash App is in the more finance in the App Store.
0:30.7	And if you're not with that then get with that.
0:35.0	Download the free Cash App for iOS or Android now.
0:38.0	Congrats to my old man.
0:41.0	Hey, what's up guys?
0:57.0	Chillin.
0:58.0	Already want Fire Off to a rough start man.
1:00.0	He's supposed to start the timer and let me know when I'm supposed to come in after the theme song.
1:04.0	And I have a whole screen on my wall that you guys can't see that I'm looking at.
1:12.0	And it has the timer on it and it's got a bunch of other stuff open and he put the other stuff over the timer.
1:19.0	So I wasn't able to see when I was supposed to come in.
1:21.5	So I don't know if I came in too earlier or too late.
1:23.5	Either way, you know what the deal is.
1:25.5	One Fire.
1:26.5	And by the way, it's spelled one fire like the like the fucking name one and then FYRE.
1:34.5	It is not spelled WAN and some people write it that way and I know that's very fucking stupid.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -2612 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Chris D'Elia, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Chris D'Elia and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.