55. The Most Normal Man In The World

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

It's the 55th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a few stories from Canada. Also discussed: getaway sticks, the Gerald Stanley trial, old off the hook phone messages, "spirit animals", "hangry", the Olympics, curling, Black Panther, and how basmati rice is not good. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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