#554 "Reverse Telemarketing - Round 2"

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Doug and Bingo are back on the phones, this time they're committed to getting the up-sell.

(Better as a watch than a listen, so go check out the video version for free at www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast )

Thankyou to everyone who bought a book and participated! Round 3 will probably happen soon

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Transcript

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0:00.0	May I ask if you are still with me?
0:03.0	Yes.
0:04.0	Tell me who is calling.
0:06.0	Doug Stan Hope.
0:08.0	That was very vicious.
0:10.0	Well, they didn't hear me the first.
0:12.0	May I ask the reason for your call?
0:14.0	Telemarketing.
0:17.0	I am connecting the call, please hold.
0:22.0	Wow, what a bullshit fucking service that is.
0:25.0	You say you're a telemarketer and they go, oh, I'll put you right through.
0:28.0	No Robs.
0:30.0	Paul, Andrew, or Murray?
0:34.0	Paul?
0:40.0	Mary,
0:38.0	Paul Andrew Murray are you there?
0:44.0	Who's this Stan Hope?
0:47.0	Oh
0:48.0	Doug Stan Hope you bought my book online?
0:52.0	Holy shit.
0:53.0	Are you serious?
0:54.0	Yeah, well, fucking, oh, that's not why you bought it?
	...

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