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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

#555 - Another Other Austin Incident

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Mini-pod! Stanhope is a man of his word and flies to Austin just to watch Tracey watch the hockey. Never without incident, he gets into trouble, cheating death once again.

Also, Bingo shares her pregnancy news.

(Couch-surfing recap coming soon!)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So yeah, it wasn't really in the mood to do a podcast that we just stopped it Safeway in the way back into town and someone said bingo oh my god you're pregnant they went

0:15.5

on down in the mood she said bingo are you pregnant

0:20.6

you should have leaned into it.

0:24.0

She should have just said yes.

0:26.0

Yeah, but what did I said, I said, no, I said I said I'm just fat happy.

0:32.0

I just said I'm just fat and I ate some pie and I ate some pie and I'm very happy I didn't want her to feel bad

0:39.5

You don't just just never ask that because I'm think I'm sure everyone has and you just feel so horrible for the person.

0:47.0

She did, yeah, but I just kept saying I'm just so happy and that.

0:56.0

Then she went to the paper towel aisle to cry or tears out. Oh, that poor thing.

1:00.8

It's made me endlessly happy.

1:03.0

She had to pick up beds.

1:04.0

I go, what, for your morning sickness?

1:06.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

He, oh, wow.

1:11.0

That was quite a trip. Yeah, that was quite a trip.

1:14.0

Yeah, it was.

1:15.0

Injuries.

1:17.0

It was a dangerous trip.

1:20.0

Yeah, we got in really late, so there's nothing the first night.

1:24.8

We got in and they said, oh, yeah, there's a bar's open for two more minutes.

1:28.8

And you had to kiss or take a shit and... Yeah, so I missed about a minute and a half of that party.

1:36.8

So I was counting down the seconds and I'm like you got 18 seconds and you better drink that

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