Hi guys, I know what you're thinking. It's December and so all these brands are going to start

trying to flog me all of their merch to give as gifts to people where I can't think what else to

give them. And I bet that's what those fish are about to do as well. Well, yes and no, because look,

our merch is not just any merch. Our merch is really

cool swag that your bestest friends in the world and any fish fan in your life doesn't just want,

they need it. So what all we got to offer you? Well, we've got a pair of t-shirts and a lot of people

on tour in Australia where we just were sporting these t-shirts

and they were looking, dare it, pretty damn cool.

For the more understated fan,

who doesn't quite want to commit to a full t-shirt,

we've got a couple of very stylish little pin badges.

We also have our No Such Thing as a Fish Ultimate Guide,

our tour book full of weird stuff we've written over the years. James

has got some poetry in there, Andy's got a moss wall, I think there's some photos of me,

are nights out after shows that I never thought would see the light of day, that sort of thing.

Anyway, to get all of that stuff, go to no such thing as a fish.com slash shop. And also,

do you want to get something a bit more hefty for somebody?

Well look no further because we have three books out between us. Dan has a kid's book called

Impossible Things. You'll find that at the top of our website as well. Andy has a beginner's

guide to breaking and entering kind kind of thriller come comedy,

and James and I have written a load of old balls out of QI history of sport.

So there you go. That's Christmas, done for you.

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