Do you call him daddy?

Do I call her daddy?

Call her daddy. What's up your little fucking skanks? It is Alex Cooper back at it again for another

episode of Call Her Daddy. This week's episode is already

making my vagina tingle. I've had a couple drinks. I'm so hung over but I've had a couple drinks I'm ready to go. I am back in my

parents basement where I belong and I'm joined today by a guest. This guest I'm going to give a little introduction

although she doesn't need it I'm going to give it to her because I want to go off for a

minute. The past couple weeks everyone has been like,

damn Alex, your life fucking sucks.

Um, you literally lost your best friend.

Your whole show went up in flames.

You're a big fat fucking joke. Dilly noted, thank you.

The thing is, is if I've learned anything from these past few weeks, it's that you've

got to keep your friends, the ones that you've known for years and years and years close because they come and go apparently

And so the person that's coming on the show today I have known since I was in second grade and she lived with

Sophia and I in the infamous 301.

This woman's name, the woman, the myth, the legend, the sex pot, the goddess, the woman with the vagina that keeps on giving.

No it doesn't, choose a boyfriend, I'm just kidding.

Ladies and gentlemen, Daddy Gang,

Lauren McMullen.

Thank you, thank you.

I already feel like a member of the Daddy Gang.

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