everything to me.

She should say that on the podcast.

What were you just saying young Tony Hinchcliffe?

That I love Fanny packs and I've been using them continuously.

Yeah, that's right folks.

Don't get scared. The Illuminati and the elite, they want to keep you from embracing the Fannie Pack. They want to emasculate you. It's probably not them. That's like our group name. You've heard of the rat pack where the Fanny pack.

Brian's never dared one.

Yeah, I have yours.

I wear it all the time.

But you know it's cool as those little ones that stretch.

Have you ever seen those?

Like super small and they like stretch big so you could put like a couple things in it or

nothing and you can't really see it.

Yeah, those things are good for jogging.

They they pull tight to you. it's a smaller pocket though can't see the

thing with these things is if you travel as much as we do you just have all your

shit in that thing and you drop it off just take any thought out of your head you might

have about getting laid yeah that won't be happening if you are a single person

you're a single man single girl could pull it off we don't give a fuck no need to have a

penny pack would not make her any less hot no need to put a condom in a

fanny pack you'll never use it. Your fanny pack though isn't really cheesy

or anything it's actually cool looking.

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