The All I'm going to be easy to jump. Look, uh, this is like a tough day to do a podcast. It's, you know, we're all just

processing the tragedy. All proceeds from this podcast are going to go towards the thousands who have been

killed and the millions more who have lost their homes in the flooding that occurred

today when every woman in America saw J.D. Vance's diet

mountain dude joke and got incredibly wet.

I know that my apartment building is pretty much ruined right now. There's flooding everywhere.

It's like what happened to Drake?

Yeah, no, it's, you know, in Drake's words, we wish this was an espresso martini you know but it's it's

not it's pure squirt it's pure squirt everywhere the only place is not

affected are those you know like

trailer parks where only sex offenders can live because it's mostly men but

beyond that just anywhere with women is just, you know, welcome to Atlantis.

Thanks, thanks JD.

Thanks for getting all the women really wet with your incredible joke.

I love the idea of a vice president, not only having a beard which a lot of people are talking

about but also definitely wearing eyeshadow.

Like he has eyeliner on right? He's got Gary

Sinius mission tomorrow's style eyeliner.

Eyeliner and contour and it's like like it's crazy because he just started doing it

like last year like no one would notice a it looks like he's doing it himself

because it's incredibly noticeable like he looks like night man and be like, like, you know, gas lighting is one of those words that doesn't mean anything anymore,

but that is gas lighting. To be like, no, I've always had that, I always have looked like this. I've always had that I always have looked like this I've always had a nice dark

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