854 - Medbed Bugs feat. Alex Nichols (7/29/24)

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🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Felix and Alex provide some Olympics commentary by reviewing the last few Assassin’s Creed games. Plus, a return of our Animal News segment with a discussion of how much screen time captive gorillas should get. Then: Republicans get “weird,” Megyn Kelly critiques Kamala’s rise to power, Trump seems like he’s running out of gas, and Israel gets a January 6 by people demanding their soldiers’ freedom to commit sexual violence. Finally, a reading series on the phenomenon of “medbeds” and the people who hope Trump will unleash unlimited free space healing technology. Get your fresh merch restocks at: https://chapotraphouse.store/

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0:00.0	Thank you all all have a good time with your Bitcoin and your crypto and everything else that
0:16.0	you're playing with. All I'm going to be is in trouble.
0:24.0	Greetings everybody it's Monday July 29th. This is your Chappo coming at you.
0:40.1	I hope everyone had a good weekend and a great Olympics weekend.
0:45.4	That's right, it's everyone's favorite Luciferian spectacle of Saturnalia and
0:51.0	defraivity, the Olympics, team USA, number one. I love the Olympics because every four years
0:57.6	I'm reminded of countries that I didn't use to hate but now I do like Australia.
1:03.6	They've got to be stopped.
1:05.0	I'm sick of their arrogance in the swimming pool.
1:07.5	Australia, you're on notice.
1:09.4	We are cancelling the Aukis security agreement
1:11.8	because of your metal hogging behavior in the pool.
1:15.1	I think someone in Australia, they should just take an AR-15 and just let their anger out.
1:21.0	Why doesn't that ever happen down there? They never get their come-upence.
1:25.0	But yeah, no, my everything about the Olympics this year has been the reaction to the opening ceremony.
1:32.0	On a scale of 1 to 10, the reaction to the opening ceremony.
1:33.2	On a scale of 1 to 10,
1:34.9	zero being godly, 10 being satanic.
1:37.8	Where are we, where are we rating this opening ceremony?
1:41.4	Felix, I was thinking of you because it did feature the
1:43.8	Assassin's Creed guy and I know your feelings on Ubisoft and that franchise
1:48.6	so yeah the worst thing France has ever done in history,
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