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🗓️ 6 February 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy New Year, man. |
0:01.6 | Happy New Year. |
0:02.4 | How did you spend it? |
0:04.0 | Well, I have a two and a half year old. |
0:05.4 | So I'm guessing our New Year's were a little bit different. |
0:07.4 | I went to bed at 8.30 after a little dance party with my two and a half year old little guy. |
0:13.3 | Okay. |
0:13.7 | Well, I had Nora virus. |
0:15.2 | I was in a three-piece tuxedo at the New York Athletic Club running back and forth from shedding my brains out in the toilet. |
0:22.1 | But you were in New York. So we were actually like a few miles apart, but we were having a very |
0:25.8 | different. Yeah, it could have been my toilet. Well, we would have been asleep. So you would have |
0:29.6 | been a half year old sharing a bathroom together at three in the morning. Yeah, we actually have |
0:34.1 | someone that does that on a frequent basis. So you wouldn't have been alone. That's good. |
0:37.9 | Just if you do have a stomach bug, my advice is don't wear an outfit that requires three minutes to undo. |
0:44.8 | Have you ever seen the family guy episode where Peter gets the pajama pants that have the like trap door in the back? |
0:51.1 | Yeah, you should have just worn one of those. |
0:52.1 | That would have been a solution. But the problem was that the guy at the front, the toilet attending guy at the front, |
0:58.4 | must have thought this man, I'm in an event filled with rich bankers and like dynasty money |
1:05.6 | and all the rest of it, probably quite a lot of cocaine going around. |
1:08.6 | Yeah, that's what I was going to say. |
1:09.6 | He must have looked at me and thought, that is the fucking king of cocaine. For sure. That man is shoveling some good |
1:16.3 | stuff in there, because I was back and forth every seven minutes or so. Was it one of those |
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