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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We don't even have an intro. It just opens up. Oh, I mean, we have music a little short thing.

0:17.7

There was music. Baby, baby, boo, boo, boo. You don't know. We're recording. Oh, I know.

0:22.4

You don't know. It's called friendly banter, Johnny. You've never heard the intro. So you're

0:26.6

never heard the intro. I thought it's broken simulation. Broken simulation. Yeah, yeah, it's

0:32.9

like, and then there's a little like guitar riff, like a just heavily. That's it. Let's hear it.

0:42.4

I made this by the way. I've heard this before. It's just like some electricity striking a computer

0:47.6

and then oh, it's broken the simulation. Oh, yeah, just broken simulation. Okay,

0:52.0

simulation. Okay, now I know my own intro. But it's quick. It's only, uh, how long is that?

0:58.0

That's 11 seconds right there. Look at that. Bam. So Johnny, uh, a lot of friendly banter, friendly

1:04.5

banter. Uh, so did you see YouTube's like, Hey, man, put your podcasts on YouTube. You're like,

1:10.2

we've already fallen for this. Yeah, yeah, nice. It's not happening. Nice try YouTube. Hey, man,

1:15.5

put your podcasts on here so we can shadow ban it. There's my podcast. No podcast for you.

1:22.0

They're trying, they're really what you've always said that they're going to become desperate for

1:25.4

money is happening. Like they're all these new programs. Like I told you about this new thing that

1:29.1

they were like, they have, they'll put links to anything that's in. If you opt in, like, say,

1:36.0

like last week, you had your new era LA Dodgers hat fitted hat, I put a link into like,

1:41.7

Macy's or wherever you can buy that hat just to see what it looked like. And uh, they, they've

1:46.7

started that pro, that program, they've started a program where you can get advertisers directly

1:52.5

through YouTube to advertise on there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're getting desperate. And apparently,

1:56.7

dude, sometimes people are just people are reporting that sometimes the show has a dozen ads

2:02.4

throughout it on YouTube. Yeah. They just loaded up. Yeah. Without Arkansas. I mean, we never say those

2:07.1

are bad. And dude, and it's just like make one rule. That's all I ask. Like I can't stand it.

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