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🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 119 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, guys, welcome to broken sim. We're in it. This is the new intro. We don't do anything else. We just get in it because we've we've studied the data and the data says you want us to get in it. Johnny, are we in it? |
0:24.0 | Johnny, when you said you studied the data, you said that means one person. I talked to one guy. One guy commented who's into the data. One guy said that the intro is too long. |
0:36.0 | Johnny, do I look wacky enough? You always worry about that. The data shows they like it wacky. I have one guy commented like, dude, Sim, well, you always look so sad. |
0:46.0 | I'm not sad. I think I look. I got resting bitch face and I'm over it. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. What Bill Hicks? Do you think he's smiling? I got a smile more in the show. |
0:57.0 | Letterman's go on late night. He was a star of late night. He's in space between his teeth. Johnny, when you have a weird like Beladana mouth, everyone loves it. You're right. |
1:07.0 | So do you think Beladana did that blew up because everyone loved David Letterman? That's so right. She liked me. Did she label herself the David Letterman of pornography? |
1:22.0 | What a weird space between her teeth. Well, she did a lot of stupid human tricks. I'll say. She did. She did. She did. Watch me make this back disappear. |
1:32.0 | Did David play into that? Did he ever make a bad appearance? No, he didn't. No, he doesn't scare me. No, he didn't cough up a frog. I'm pretty sure Beladana did that at some point. Yeah, for sure. Johnny so much going on in the world so much guys go to Sam Tripoli dot com. Got some new dates up. Grab it. Get into it by the whole lot of stuff going on here. Johnny lot of stuff. I don't know where we want to start where we want to go. We got a lot of stuff to talk about. Almost got an accident. |
2:02.0 | Car accident. Yeah, I'm the one drive here. I can't go grab my check from the county. So I'm driving over here every by the way, every ethnic person in LA thinks are in fast and furious all the time. That's it. 24 seven fast and furious. I got this guy in a Honda cord next to me on his phone with some random an ethnic chick. And he just drifted into my lane in front of the cops. And I'm like, uh, uh, dog. |
2:27.0 | Honda cord is like the car of the stupid of the Tokyo drifting ethnic. Yeah. Yeah, it's like if you can't afford a real good drift or car, you get a Honda cord. And then you just drive in the middle of lanes and try to race people. It's time to race. Nobody. Everybody. You're racing. Everybody and just drifted to my lane. Like I'm just going to move. This is the whole thing. Everybody just thinks you're going to let that man. It happens all the time. Ain't happening. Not today. What do you do? I just I press the gas. Move. |
2:57.0 | I order on to my lane with cops right there. So he's going to have to either back off or hit cops. That's how we play Honda cord smart move. Tell your little freaking, uh, Japanese, uh, animation, uh, Japan. What's that called anime anime girlfriend to get ready to hit a cop car. Oh, she was eight. You said she was ethnic. She's she's around Asian. Could be an Asian Mexican blend. That's a good blend. Yeah. What do we call that? |
3:26.5 | Jacksonation. What do we call it? I don't know. What's a Japanese Mexican blend? A Jackson, when are we Jackson? Yeah, you're Jackson. Can girlfriend. Mappinies. Yeah. |
3:40.4 | Max. Who needs is the Mappinies. Yeah, Mappinies girl friend. Oh, I'm slinging. Jepino. I like. By the way, by the way, Mexican. Oh, it's got to be. Jettino. That's it. Jettino. Yeah, or Jettino. |
3:53.9 | Jepino. Jepino. Jepino. You and your Jepino girlfriend. Yeah. I saw a lot of Mexicans this weekend. Sorry. Jepina. Jepina. Yeah. She's a Jepina. Jepina. Can you ask? Can you ask? |
4:06.4 | G G P A. What is the street slang? Okay. G P T. What the streets slang for Asian Mexican people are. Oh, Johnny, I got a story for you. |
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7:19.0 | No, 3.5 doesn't do it either. |
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