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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You may have heard about people's postcode lottery and often wondered how does it work.

0:06.0

Playing is simple.

0:07.0

You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw.

0:12.0

And your ticket is your postcode.

0:15.0

Prizes are one every day including millionaire street where one lucky postcode wins a share

0:21.0

of 1 million pounds every Saturday.

0:24.0

Also at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum of

0:29.0

£3.2 million, a minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across

0:37.0

Great Britain and beyond.

0:39.0

With a staggering £1.1 billion raised so far.

0:43.0

So for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September

0:49.0

Draws and the next winning postcode could be yours.

0:53.0

PPL managed lotries and behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions apply.

0:57.0

Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland.

1:14.0

Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulations!

1:19.0

We're back.

1:20.0

We're doing quick.

1:21.0

We just did this one.

1:22.0

See, this is what people don't understand about the Shirley.

1:24.0

You should do like two or three a week.

1:26.0

You have no clue how hard this thing is.

1:29.0

First of all, I have to go out there and live my life.

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