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🗓️ 2 August 2023
⏱️ 144 minutes
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0:00.0 | We're in it. We're there. Don't do it. We're getting all kinds of comments. You gotta stop starting the show that way. You started doing it on 10 foil now saying we're in it, which is how we're doing it. Yes, this is four weeks in a row and people think we're listening. I had several people comment. You're right, Johnny. I did think I was listening. |
0:29.0 | Well, they're not. They're listening to brand new episode. But just you saying we're in it is a form of introduction though. So now you have an introduction. Yeah, a quicker introduction. You just got to start talking. That's it. Guys, want to give shout out to everybody in Idaho. |
0:49.0 | Everybody in Idaho. There's a lot of people in Idaho that came and saw me. The women at TJ Maxx have boys the Idaho. They can get some. Why'd you go to TJ Maxx? Well, it was right next to the Best Buy. Why'd you go to Best Buy? Well, because I needed a new because Xavier Guerrero jacked my swipers. All those tile things. No, the squares. He jacked them. So I needed I needed to sell shirts. So I had to go to the Best Buy to grab a square. |
1:18.9 | And right next it was a TJ mask. He's bad about giving stuff back. I still got an XLR cable in mind. TJ Matt. I don't even know what it is. It's is it kind of like a Targaryen. It's like Ross. Oh, it is. Yeah. So it's like Ross. Did you not go inside? I did. I just watch hot bitches going to know. Oh, okay. Hot bitches. So, so there's a lot of things I want to get into, man. Shout out. I had a weird week, Johnny. As you know, I'm aging quickly. Okay. I'm aging. I thought I was going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm |
1:48.9 | going to be able to do wall effort all the time. I'm gonna put this whole fitness 75 day thing you're aging the other way. I'm not. I'm trying my hardest it says but the point is Johnny. I woke up the other day 50 years old deciding guess what? It doesn't look like I'm going to make it. Okay. Let me give you one. Just so business. |
2:07.6 | Everybody says it right knee danger field, you know, so they are you. I mean, like, I have been out in twenty five years. If it was going to happen, it would happen by |
2:13.7 | now. |
2:14.7 | What is making it though? |
2:15.7 | That's the question, but whatever making it is, I mean, I'm doing great. |
2:19.5 | We'll get into that, but it's like the, I'm not going to make it in Hollywood, okay? |
2:25.5 | Which is fun. |
2:26.5 | And everyone I know has made it. |
2:27.5 | I'm not going to make it. |
2:28.5 | What is Hollywood even? |
2:29.5 | I've helped people make it. |
2:31.7 | Well, you say that. |
2:32.7 | Everybody, but wait a minute. |
2:33.7 | Now, you know, my old XC dealer, Black Gary is crushing it. |
2:38.1 | You haven't tried to make it for a long time now. |
2:40.3 | Every is in every commercial now. |
2:42.7 | Every time I turn out, Black Gary is like, when's the last time you went on a commercial |
2:46.7 | audition? |
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