#98: Road Rage (Don Barris, Mary Jane Green, Ari Shaffir)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2013

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Don Barris invited me over to the studio in his apartment and finally opened up to me about his road rage. I've been waiting for this podcast for over a year but Don never felt comfortable enough talking about it. But now it's here. We talk about his enormous mood swings he experiences while driving. We discussed the possible causes of it. Then Don tells some first hand accounts of what it's like being a madman behind the wheel.

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0:00.0	There you go, there you go, I'm a wicked guy
0:02.3	And I was born with a dreaded smile
0:04.5	And I can't spend my whole life trying just to make it go the line
0:08.9	Little girl, little girl, little girl
0:12.9	We're a body girl
0:14.2	We're a body girl
0:16.4	Catchin' with a nom nom nom nom
0:18.6	Like I've been a bum
0:20.2	So sweet from the thighs to the cheek
0:22.2	Sex on a piece, take the size of my breezy
0:24.4	Call me the blooper, blooper
0:26.2	Hi guys, how are you?
0:28.1	How was everybody?
0:29.0	Welcome to the skeptic tank
0:32.0	Um, this episode, I've been looking forward to for a long time
0:36.4	I've been trying to interview Don Barris about his fuckin' road rage
0:40.4	He's got this horrible road rage
0:42.7	It's kind of, it's kind of unbelievable
0:46.4	He just, he just, out of nowhere, he'll just start a fight
0:50.2	With some, it just happens, left and right all the time
0:52.5	Pretty much whenever we're in the car with him
0:54.6	He'll yell at somebody
	...

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