Hey guys, you ever get like hangar boogers, but not the kind that come out, but the kind

that stick to the inside, you know, and then like you try to, well maybe you don't pick

your nose, but for the people who pick their noses, you try to like create a suction cup

with your finger, like a little mini abortion of your nose. You try to suction it out so

you try to create like a vacuum and then pop it out and hopefully the gravity, the stick

of the bugger would stick to your finger and come out with it. Anyway, hi you guys, what's

up? Welcome to Ari Shaffer's Skeptic Tank. I'm Ari Shaffer. On today's episode, first

of all, my special is coming out tomorrow, February 5th. I'm so excited. You guys, if you haven't

gotten it or I mean pre-ordered it, now's the time. I just got another booger. I'll be honest

with you. Yeah, it's coming out. I'm really excited about it. This is the new way that people

are doing stand-up specials. It's this way. I mean, some people are going to do theirs

on Comedy Central or you know, whatever, but for most comics, this is going to be the way.

We're just going to make it ourselves and say fuck it. We don't trust anybody else. So we're

going to hire our own directors and just sell it to people for $5 and that'll pay for the

specials. The cost of the specials is $75 to $200,000. How much people spend? Yeah, you guys

will pay for it. Fans will pay for comedy that they like. So like fuck the network system.

So my special is coming out. So go to my website, RETheGreat.com or REShaffer.com and right

on the top, there's a banner that takes you there and while you're there, you can get

like a vinyl of for venture of the Holocaust, which is my old album and or a CD. But this

one, passive aggressive, or a poster for passive aggressive. I got a really cool poster.

It's a dragon, like a fire breathing hobbit style dragon. Not hobbit style from the movie.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but hobbit style from like the drawings that were in Tolkien's

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