A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08 Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06 Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21 Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00 The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:21 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, it freaks. It's Monday, March 17th, 2025. Coming up on the program today, the stale pisseroma associated with 1990s bathrooms. Plus, Galileo 2333 has discovered this very podcast, and he's not a fan of me. The pop apocalypse has fallen upon the homosexuals, and now's your chance to buy a Cheeto boner.
0:22.4	Distorted View Daily proudly presents Great Moments in Karaokee.
0:29.3	Party girls, song it hurt.
0:31.8	Can't feel anything.
0:33.4	Where will I hurt?
0:35.0	Push it down.
0:36.4	Push it down Push it down
0:38.3	I'm the one who's
0:41.8	Good time
0:42.5	Come from now
0:44.1	Bring a mic
0:45.2	Your bell
0:46.1	Feel up
0:47.7	Feel up
0:48.9	Yeah
0:51.3	One, two, three
0:53.3	Drake
0:53.8	One, two, three One, three, drink One, two, three, One, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three,
0:58.8	one, two, three, one, two, three, try.
0:59.3	Come back, I was there,
1:02.2	I'm gonna blame from...
1:07.0	Oh, who...
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