Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:31:17 It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13 Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11 Who Wants To Get Deported? 15:43:04 A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22 Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18 Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

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0:00.0	It's Friday, March 14th, 2020.
0:03.4	Coming up on the program, have you received your blowjob today?
0:06.8	Plus, pulling out the molestation card at a contentious custody hearing.
0:11.3	America's favorite murderer may have produced some high production value pornos.
0:15.3	And who's peeing in the shower?
0:17.3	Come on, fess up.
0:18.7	All coming up today.
0:26.5	Clear glass here. Green there.
0:36.1	Round there. I sort class. That's my job. I learned the job slow. And now I know it by heart! He earns money, he pays taxes.
0:39.3	He's just like you.
0:41.3	ARC, the Association for Retarded Citizens.
0:44.3	Don't throw us away!
0:46.3	Hello.
0:47.3	This video is for all the ARC members and, um sponsors everything you need to change the name of
1:02.0	ARC and take the word retard out of your name, because the word retard is real offensive to me and a lot of other people.
1:17.6	So please change your name to the word, ARC.
1:24.6	Change your name because that word is offensive to many people.
1:30.9	Okay?
1:32.2	When the night has called,
1:36.0	don't throw it away, and the land is dark.
1:39.6	I'm a tart.
1:40.7	Green cart.
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