A Christmas Menstruation Miracle

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:22:17 Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20 A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12 Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15 I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05 My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19 My Italian Heritage 22:57:09 The First All Black Women Debate Champions […]

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0:00.0	It freaks, it's Friday December 27.
0:02.9	24 coming up on the program today, a Christmas menstruation miracle.
0:07.5	Plus, which state and this great union can't get enough of those hairy bushes.
0:11.8	And how chocolate-covered watermelons lost to predominantly black debate.
0:16.2	That sounds like a racist minefield, doesn't it?
0:18.9	All coming up today.
0:22.0	Finally, the musical collaboration the world has been waiting for.
0:26.6	Podcasting legend, platinum recording artist, and recognized chinchilla breeder Tim Henson
0:31.7	and third-rate video game villain Waluigi are teaming up to sing the hits.
0:38.3	Me Sing Now For You is a 14-track celebration of the world's most beloved songs, made fresh with Tim and Waluigi's unique vocal stylings.
0:50.3	Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
0:56.0	two can be as badass
1:01.0	it's the loneliest number since the number
1:05.0	Okay
1:07.0	All right, Waluigi, that's enough
1:10.0	Just listen to Tim and Wah seamlessly glide from genre Okay. All right. Waluigi, that's enough.
1:17.7	Just listen to Tim and Wai seamlessly glide from genre to genre, from classics to rock.
1:22.8	So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy and a br-ha-ha-ha-was.
1:27.2	She was fooling because I knew what she was doing, and I know love is here to stay, what you told me to?
1:28.3	This way! This to? This way!
1:30.9	This way!
1:32.4	This way!
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