Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:22 Vocal Runs 07:15:17 McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06 Incel Documentary 24:25:03 A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00 Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17 A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07 Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, December 30th,
0:02.9	2020. Coming up on the program today, I got the runs,
0:05.9	and I want you to have them too.
0:07.7	Plus, door-dashing a giraffe McDouble deluxe.
0:11.0	TikTok Jimbros are worried about catching chlamydia on treadmills,
0:14.9	and hardcore pornography comes to Spotify.
0:18.0	All this was your voicemails today.
0:19.6	Thank you. comes to Spotify. All this, but your voice mails today!
0:29.2	The fuck are you doing?
0:30.9	Shut up, man.
0:31.2	No!
0:32.4	No!
0:33.8	Don't shut me up.
0:35.1	Nobody asks you saying.
0:38.4	Do I fucking walk around and rip that... No, shut the fuck up.
0:39.5	Shut up, romance.
0:41.4	I got a decent dinner ready.
0:44.4	Oh, good for you.
0:46.8	And how was it?
0:47.7	Nothing happened with the dinner.
0:49.4	Because you crucified it.
0:51.9	You ruined it.
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