Hello and welcome to Behind closed doors. I'm a bit croaky today but I'm a cold man

flow but I'll tough it out. Each week we start these shows with a brief list of the most

significant events on planet football. Each week I think we'll run out of the strange

wonderful and I'll tell you this is a star and each week Danny are we proven wrong

well I'm proven wrong. Danny two things I have to mention. I'll know what one

of them is. I'll know what the first one is. Well it might be what's if you think in Southampton

no less the city nine. Yes, but on more of which well because by the time this goes out

that's like last season or something isn't it but you're not going to you're not going to let it

be out. This is Monday be out on Wednesday. It's fine I'll still I'm

most recent. I've been the care about. I've probably been played. Anyway mind you this is the

best. I know we talk about VAR a lot and now I'm actually I'm actually on your side now

but have you seen the VAR moment of the season so far in the Bundesliga and matching the

second division between Holstein, Keel and Bockem. Now the Bockem striker and I've tried

to explain this but the Bockem striker Silvert and Boose shoots harmlessly wide.

The Holstein subs were warming up behind the goal and Michael Ebervine, one of the subs,

stops the ball like a ball boy would. Only VAR decided the whole board had seriously had not

gone behind the dead ball line and awarded after quite some confusion and quite some time Bockem

a penalty. I mean honest to God with no one around and the ball speeding out and miles wide

of the goal. On Boose then slammed the ball in from the spot it gets better. This was Ebervine's

first touch since joining the club this summer. He also got a yellow card and didn't come on.

I've seen it. Oh and Holstein Keel still won too one. It is of course it's nuts and it's insane

and it is surreal because when it was shown to me it pulls and I said why that was

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