Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

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BBC

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4 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up, philosophy and memoir from the godfather of alternative comedy, Alexei Sayle.

In this episode, Alexei recalls his unorthodox upbringing in Liverpool, his subsequent move to London, and a woman called Mrs Cocker who said something that has stuck with him for ever.

Written and performed by Alexei Sayle.

The song was written and composed by Tim Sutton with:

Sophie Creaner - clarinet and sax Tom Ellis - acoustic guitar Matt Sharp - cello

Producer - Richard Morris Production Co-ordinator - Jodie Charman

A BBC Studios Audio Production for Radio 4.

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