Some days are terrible.

You wish that you were dead.

And some days are magical like grape banana bread.

Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.

The voices in our heads.

Hello, everybody.

Hi, people of the world. You're here. You made it. You didn't kill yourself.

That's amazing. I'm so proud of you. How you doing? My name's Christina Hutchinson. Welcome to the voices in our heads.

In your heads. In our heads. I'm honored to be the voice in your head. I have two items to add to my list of things that are embarrassing but shouldn't be. Okay. Number one, I don't think I covered

this last time. Being alive, so embarrassing. So embarrassing. Actually, three things. Being in

American right now, it's a little embarrassing little embarrassing but the

the other thing that's so embarrassing is when you're rushing around and you go through a doorway

and the belt loop on your pants gets caught on the door handle or your giant sweater gets

caught on the door handle and you're already pissed and then the door

fucking pulls you and then you slap the door that's really the embarrassing part.

I'm the kind of gal that if a door, if a doorknob pulls my belt buckle, I'll slap the door like

it just did me dirty because it did because that's fucking rude. Okay. Everything sentient.

Is it? I don't know. And here's a list of things that are embarrassing that should be, girl, the road rage incident I had yesterday.

That's very embarrassing. I got to apologize to this woman. I'm sorry, lady. I don't know your name. But she got out the car. Okay. She got out of her car. I thought, and I was so mad. I was already cranky because I had to

wake up early to take my boyfriend to the airport, which is one of our love languages. That doesn't

mean I'm going to be jolly in the morning because that's just not in my DNA. It's not my bones.

I read an article recently that said 50% of the population genetically are morning people.

...