The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Southern California, I love you! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following very important topics: Put face serum on your feet! The unfortunate environmental impact of chatGPT The fourth comedy crowd I’ve hated in 12 years (Follow Mike Britt! @Only1MikeBritt) Chipping away at your confidence via YouTube ads, you old fat bitch! You OK, Gurl? And a heartfelt farewell ❤️ Thank you for listening, congrats on not killing yourself, and I’ll see you on Patreon! TORONTO, I’ll see you Jan. 17th and 18th at Comedy Bar! Follow me @KrystynaHutch Sign up for my PATREON Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarell

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025

Happy 2025, you survived! On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following vital topics of our time: Deathly dry radiators Fat Animals have one root cause Nosferatu, take me out to dinner first! Tesla Truck Explosion Nosy Apples And channeled predictions for 2025 See Krystyna headlining in Tulsa, Oklahoma (Jan. 10th + 11th) and Toronto (Jan. 17th + 18th) tix available at: https://linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2025

Today's episode was recorded live in Krystyna's car! A great way to end 2024. Your girl covers the following topics: - Don't see Gladiator 2! - The Merriest Krysmas a girl could ask for - Therapy terms we are misusing, oopsie poopsie - Aliens and Orbs and Drones, Okay! - Jay-Z allegations - Anything for animals - The magical power of writing down the reality you want to bring forth (and real life proof of its potency) COME SEE ME LIVE! [NYC] Dec. 31st - 6pm at New York Comedy Club [Tulsa, OK] Jan. 10th + 11th - Headlining The Loony Bin [Toronto] Jan. 17th + 18th - Headlining Comedy Bar Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2024

On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, interviews her good friend, creative director and fellow afterlife enthusiast, ANI MOUSH. The pair discuss the value meditating with a friend, the otherworldly experiences under Ani's belt including a photo of a ghost girl (no joke), the death of a parent, the study of grief and the importance of giving yourself room to create. To check out all the photos referenced in the episode, click HERE. Follow ANI on IG @AniMoush Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2024

On today’s episode, comedian and E.T. Enthusiast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following important topics of our time: Aliens, Orbs, UAPs Download the ENIGMA app while it’s still free! Luigi Mangione Ireland’s state of personal pride Greeting from another realm A pole-shifty-theory on the “Three Days of Darkness” ***TOUR DATES**** TULSA, OK - Jan. 10th + 11th TORONTO - Jan. 17th and 18th Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2024

I'm so glad you survived another week on planet earth because the usual voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by former stand-up comedian turned professional clairvoyant (and medium), THOMAS DALE! How did he discover he was psychic? What's the point of being a person? What have dead people taught him about life? All these questions and more are covered in today's episode. PLUS: Krystyna gets an intuitive astrological reading from Thomas, which you can book by clicking HERE. Follow THOMAS on Instagram @ThomasDale5 Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2024

Happy Monday, Honey. On today’s episode, stand-up comedian, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by her go-to tarot witch and Art-of-self expert, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna regales us with an energy update for the rest of the year, courtesy of Matt and Joy Kahn. Spoiler alert: sh*t’s gonna go down. Nothing we can’t handle! Donna whips out her tarot decks and gives eerily accurate readings to Krystyna, Mike and viewers like you. Follow DONNA @DeeShootsIt Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2024

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following pivotal topics of today: Getting a witness protection haircut Come to my window, squirrel Big Bill Morgan Energy Malibu Oopsie Babie British toilets flush different Barron Trump’s Maternal Accent Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2024

On today's episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses the following hot button issues of our time: - Feeling rage when your belt loop gets caught on a door knob - Street fights with female drivers - YOU OK, GIRL?: Derlyn Roberts - Death to pop-up notifications - And a detailed overview of the recent government hearing on UAPs which seem to be coming in and out of the ocean in droves! How exciting! Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2024

Extra good job not offing yourselves this week, friends! Sometimes things go in a direction that feels terrible, but guess what? We’re in charge of our own inner peace, so let’s have fun. On today’s space, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on: Manhattan Alien Abduction The new nickname Tump Fckboi Theater: Angry Internet Man Edition What’s wrong with Nick Fuentes and the respect dogs get in Bali Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2024

Today's episode was recorded live at Slickback Studios featuring our favorite, and eerily accurate, tarot card reader, curator and life coach, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna addresses her recent education on The Mothman before Donna uses her cards on herself, Mikey and K. We then open the phone lines to help out listeners with issues involving their careers, secret creative passions, and romance. Follow DONNA @DeeShootsIt Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2024

On today’s episode, your alien-adoring host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, welcomes a leading other-worldly explorer in the extraterrestrial field, ALAN STEINFELD, to the studio. They discuss Alan’s personal abduction experience that left implant marks on the back of his leg, the various physical forms E.T.s can take, quantum physics and the importance of marrying your left and right brain hemispheres, conjuring UAPs through meditation, and supernatural stories from listeners. Open your heart, lead with your curiosity and allow what you thought was possible to expand. Aliens is real, y’all! Do you have an encounter you’d be willing to share? DM me on Instagram! Order Alan’s book, “MAKING CONTACT: Preparing for the New Realities of Extraterrestrial Existence” Follow ALAN on Instagram @Alan_Steinfeld Check out his YouTube channel, NEW REALITIES Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2024

You’re alive! Wow, huh?! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on the following important topics and of our time: Getting off on extreme weather event coverage Attending a rally of folks on The Other Side (not dead) Trying to connect after someone you love dearly passes away suddenly The Urgent Care trip that should have been made by a child Kathy Bates DID thank her mom in her Oscar speech — damn You GOTTA (if you wanna) watch the Menendez Brother scripted show and documentary on Netflix [NYC] Thurs (9/24) come to HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2024

Oh boy, you're in for a real treat, kids! On today's episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON welcomes one of her favorite spiritual teachers, CARLA MORA, to the studio. Carla helped Krystyna through some tough times and has spiritual abilities that are quite impressive. Together, the duo talk about releasing trauma from the body, exploring other realms in the jungle with shamans, having an epic encounter with Sasquatch and, YES -- TALKING TO ALIENS! Follow CARLA on Instragram @TimeToHealUs Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch [NYC] Thurs (9/24) come to HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch -- Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2024

Hey, survivors! Glad you made it another week on Planet AHHEARTH. On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following topics and segments: Reframing drivers who cut in line to exit Las Vegas is spooky Being triggered by moving 2024 Channeled Predictions Dying on the same day as your dog You Ok, Girl? FckBoi Theater! Eric Adams, you Ok? If you’re in NYC, come to my monthly stand-up show, HOOCH, Thursday, Oct. 24th 7pm at Zinc Bar. www.Linktree.com/KrystynaHutch for tickets Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2024

You did it, you survived another week! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, makes Michael open his birthday present on air for that sweet, sweet tax write-off before welcoming back JORDAN BLIZZARD PLANIT to the studio to tackle some life advice questions posed by viewers like you. If you love how Jordan’s brain works, you’ll love her substack, her self-friendship podcast, and her magical world that is Planit Butter, where “playfulness meets societal reflection.” Follow Jordan on IG: @PlanitButter  Subscribe to all the things at: Linktree.com/PlanitButter www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram -  @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2024

Greetings and salutations and congrats on not offing yourself! On Today's episode, Krystyna is joined by her fellow witch woman, DONNA GUERREROS. The duo talks about how discombobulated everyone feels lately and the seemingly ominous messages the channelers of YouTube have been giving about the rest of 2024. We then turn to Donna's Tarot deck to ask important questions like: Will Mikey ever find love? Was Krystyna touched as a kid? Does she have a shot at being a white Oprah and talking to aliens? Then, the phone lines open up and the gals take calls from a man who isn't giving enough energy to his dream career and a woman wanting to see what the powers that be need her to know. SPOOKY BONUS! The temperature-controlled ghost monitor weighs in at a very interesting place during Krystyna's reading. Follow DONNA on IG @DeeShootsIt Visit Donna's SUBSTACK - The Art of Self Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2024

Happy Monday and a much deserved congratulations on surviving another week in this planet! On today’s episode, I talk with found of Planit Butter, host of the Self-Friendship Podcast and voice I want in everyone’s head, JORDAN PLANIT! This woman is one of the most magical beings I have the fortune to know. On Part 1 of her episode, we discuss real life examples of the power of manifesting, the importance of being in love with yourself, happily communicating boundaries and only saying yes to gigs that light you up. Follow Jordan on IG: @PlanitButter Subscribe to all her things at: Linktree.com/PlanitButter [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch -- Sign up for my PATREON -- Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2024

We survived another week on earth, good for us! On today’s episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discusses Mikey’s birthday bash, the many sexual fantasies that arise at an Incubus concert, and our first “You Ok, Girl?” girl. Then she welcomes Renaissance man, JEFFREY GURIAN, to talk about healing with his hands, laughing through your trauma and the often unnoticed power each of us have. click HERE to get more information on Jeffrey’s upcoming workshop at The Omega Institute starting September 20th. Follow JEFFREY on Instagram @JeffreyGurian -- Sign up for my PATREON -- [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2024

On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following high-hanging topics: Wish you were here, Brandon Boyd A blank iPhone screen turned 911 call turned even worse than that FCKBOI THEATER: Never Ending Story The ghost of Roy Irish boyfriends A reading from Nathaniel Brandon’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living purposefully. To hear full chapter readings of The 6 Pillars and get access to weekly group Share-apy via zoom, sign up for my Patreon! If you have the funds, HERE is the GoFundMe link for my friend <3 [NYC] HOOCH, a stand-up comedy show, happens Thurs. 9/19 Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2024

NYC got a taste of "Fake Fall" and Krystyna and Mike are high off the crisp air. On today's episode, we touch on the following indispensable topics of today: - The Chocolate Cobbler demons - Wanting to get engaged so you have an excuse to as your girls to come to Sedona and hunt for aliens - The DNC + You don't need to yell into a microphone (I know, I know...) - How to spot an American in any country - a reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about being assertive (ew). To hear full chapter readings of The 6 Pillars and get weekly group Share-apy, sign up for my Patreon! If you have the funds, HERE is the GoFundMe link for my friend <3 [NYC] HOOCH, a stand-up comedy show, happens Thurs. 9/19 Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2024

Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving another week, ya warrior. On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON takes you on a journey through the following important topics: - Britney's back (on IG), b*tch. - A better car horn - Chasing the high of a sick discount - Pissing off Donald Trump Jr. :) - Hugging Amma - Filming aliens - A reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about the practice of self-responsibility Sign up for my Patreon to hear the full chapter and get access to weekly Group Share-apy - www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2024

You survived another week! Mazel Tov, baby. On today’s episode, the Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following subject matters: Rats with balls Celine Dione as a loan officer Britney, B*tch Tim Walz is the kind, sensitive dad we need A reading from Chapter 7 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about our sometimes scary friend; Self-Acceptance To hear the chapter read in its entirety (with cute commentary) and to zoom with me once a week for Group Share-apy, head on over to: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2024

Oh I'm so glad you decided to live another week because on today's episode, we have stand-up comedian KATIE BLUNT on the show to share her ability to read someone's (my) energy to pick-up on physical and emotional clogs and channel... aliens?! Let's. Fcking. GO! Follow KATIE on IG @ KatieBluntComedy Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/8 Live recording of GWF at New York Comedy Club UWS Location [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Sign up for my Patreon - www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2024

Congrats on not offing yourselves! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following important topics of our time: Hunger for Mother. Le sigh... We got tricked into buying purses for thousands of dollars Boomer parents versus their millennial children FCKBOI THEATER: Kansas Edition 30 Stoic Rules for living your life A reading from chapter 6 of Nathaniel Branden’s book, The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living consciously. To hear chapter 6 in its entirety and get access to weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ NYC ] Thursday, August 8th - LIVE recording of GWF [ NYC ] Thursday, August 22nd - HOOCH at Zinc Bar for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2024

Congrats on not offing yourselves! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following important topics of our time: Hunger for Mother. Le sigh... We got tricked into buying purses for thousands of dollars Boomer parents versus their millennial children FCKBOI THEATER: Kansas Edition 30 Stoic Rules for living your life A reading from chapter 6 of Nathaniel Branden’s book, The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about living consciously. To hear chapter 6 in its entirety and get access to weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ NYC ] Thursday, August 8th - LIVE recording of GWF [ NYC ] Thursday, August 22nd - HOOCH at Zinc Bar for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2024

Congrats on not taking your own life! On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off the Euro Train and aching to talk about the pivotal issues: ⁃ Putting the ASS in assassination ⁃ Living in a 26-story walk-up ran by liars ⁃ My secret weapon: The Stare ⁃ FCKBOI THEATER: Funeral Edition ⁃ Predictions for a rocky 2024 ⁃ A reading from Chapter 5 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem https://www.youtube.com/live/_R7nwhFRHbQ?si=1Vc9ingCuHg1UkBn To hear bonus readings and get access to my weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for my Patreon: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch (http://instagram.com/krystynahutch) Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli (https://www.instagram.com/mikecoscarelli?igsh=MTlzeHJ1dHlhY3ZqNw==) Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-voices-in-our-heads-w-krystyna-hutchinson/id1482282725) and Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/2e6uMlVjMtBhL8i0x64JKM?si=WNejPjMnRz-6GTrJIqzEIw) Watch full episodes on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@SlickbackStudios)

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

Hey girl hey, you lived to see another day! Yay. On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on these important topics of our time: ⁃ The presidential debate that feels like it was directed by Christoper Guest ⁃ The only teen on the bus whose parents refused to give him a cell phone saves a bus load of teens with phones after the driver looses consciousness ⁃ Hobby Horse Competitions exist because f*ck it ⁃ App recommendation: My Human Design ⁃ An afterlife story from a woman whose cousin died young but says hey in dreamland ⁃ A reading from chapter 4 of Nathaniel Branden’s “The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem” all about folks who *think* they got it, but…They don’t got it. To hear chapter 4 in its entirety and get access to my weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch (http://linktree.com/KrystynaHutch) Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch (http://instagram.com/krystynahutch) Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli (https://www.instagram.com/mikecoscarelli?igsh=MTlzeHJ1dHlhY3ZqNw==) Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-voices-in-our-heads-w-krystyna-hutchinson/id1482282725) and Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/2e6uMlVjMtBhL8i0x64JKM?si=WNejPjMnRz-6GTrJIqzEIw) Watch full episodes on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@SlickbackStudios)

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on surviving another week on this sh*t show of a planet! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, shares her insights on the following: Vacation prep tips that’ll ease the blow of coming home and realizing you have to go back to “normal” life An Amazon tribe gets WiFi for the first time and, spoiler alert, they turn angry, disconnected and addicted to porn like everyone else A wedding planning company but for couples with toxic family members Otherworldly tales from listeners who experienced the after-life The new Jonestown docuseries that had me thirsty for Jones Jr. A reading from chapter 3 of Nathaniel Branden’s book, The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem To hear chapter 3 in its entirety and get access to my weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

Congrats on surviving another week in this video game from H3LL! On today's episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics, experiences and existential crisis of our time: - If you want to experience euphoria, eat chocolate hummus - My experience attending a 90-person medium reading with Laura Lynne Jackson - Coming close to destroying a man's car but deciding not to because I'm a good person, just kidding, I didn't do it because his boy was guarding the car - FCKBOI THEATER! - A reading from Chapter 2 of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem To hear audio from the Laura Lynne Jackson reading and to hear me read Chapter 2 in its entirety, become a Patron! Or do a free trial, listen to it all, then peace out. Truly up to you. www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

You survived another week on earth! I'm so glad. On today's episode ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following tender topics of 2024: Please keep wearing cologne and perfume, it makes the trash smell of NYC less vomit inducing The magic of smoking weed and going into a pool Mikey's Disney Sexcapades ALIEN UPDATE! (it's from Harvard, so it's legit) The time Paris Hilton kissed a woman's belly but she wasn't pregnant Fckboi Theater A reading from Chapter 1 of Nathaniel Branden's THE SIX PILLARS OF SELF-ESTEEM. If you want to hear me read Chapter 1 in its entirety, it's already up on Patreon! You can also go here to sign up for my weekly group share-apy sessions over zoon. SEE ME LIVE! [ Pottstown, PA ] Friday, July 19th - Headlining Soul Joel's [ NYC ] Thursday, July 25th - co-hosting HOOCH at Zinc Bar, 7pm for tickets, visit: linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

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Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

On today's episode, the current voice in your cute lil head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following: - Getting a screenshot of a reddit thread about you - NFL & NBA players who went broke just like me. It's ok, we out here trying now! - Bring mega penguins back, please! - Some sillies from the late great George Carlin - Being at the Fox News building when the verdict was announced - A reading from Brianna Weist's book THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU all about how to deal with strong emotional waves Come see HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) Thursday 6/6 7pm at Zinc Bar, for tickets, visit: https://bpt.me/6326141 Support the show and sign up for weekly group Share-apy over zoom on my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram! @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

I hope you’re soaking up the sun and enjoying the long weekend! On today’s episode I, Krystyna Marie Hutchinson, carefully discuss these very important and essential topics: Peyo the Therapy Horse Too-Much-Screen-Time Neurosis Things I should not have purchased but did Orca Whales Who’s going to love the “bad” people? A reading from Brianna Wiest’s THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU about emotional intelligence. Support the show and sign up for weekly group Share-apy over zoom on my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram! @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024

Happy Monday, Hunny, and congrats on surviving another week on planet earth. If only it was as peaceful as it looks from outer space! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON speaks on the following vital subject matters of our time: - Recovering from a parent who made it all about them - the world wasn't ready for Jimmy Carter's kindness - Rude ass, mean ass people on the job - The portal to boobies - FCKBOI THEATER! - A reading from Chapter 3 of Brianna Wiest's THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU all about using your psychological triggers to empower you and make your life way better - what a concept! Support the show and sign up for weekly group Share-apy over zoom on my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram! @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024

Are you in an emotional post-mother’s day hangover? What luck, let’s integrate these feelings baby boys / girls / thems! Comedian and current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics on today’s episode: Arguments for rollerblading What went down at the Esther Hicks workshop F*ckboi Theater! A break in the case of Mommy Issues The Near Death Experience of Penny Wittbrodt A reading from Chapter 2 of Brianna Wiest’s book, “The Mountain Is You” all about defining the roots of self sabotage If you want to hear the rest of Chapter 2 it is now available for your listening pleasure on www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on Instagram! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram! @MikeCoscarelli If you have it in ya, please rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2024

You freaking did it, you survived another week on this gorgeous planet - you go, Glen Coco. On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, serenades you with the following exciting topics: My masterclass on crying in public SHOUTOUT: @HealWithCrys (IG) for making my skin glow and waxing all the holes SHOUTOUT: @HerFirst100K (IG) for not gate keeping her strategies for social media growth FCK SHIT UP, MAY! FCKBOI THEATER Protesting, Palestine and Political chaos And lastly, a reading from the new book I’ll be covering, THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU, by Brianna Wiest all about overcoming self sabotage. If you’re interesting in hearing the rest of the chapter along with my commentary, head on over to www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson and start a free trial or subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level at $5/mo. Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2024

Krystyna is unprepared for today and wouldn’t you know; it turned out okay. The Need for Control: throw it in the trash! Topics covered include: TV REC: Baby Reindeer Apparently dogs shouldn’t pee on buildings. My bad, buildings! Nature is brutal At-home Ketamine infusion Fckboi Theater And imagining the gloomy future after AI takes over. Subscribe to my Patreon, won’t you? www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli ***Upcoming Dates*** [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2024

On today's episode, stand-up comedian and current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following hot topics: - Ketamine Infusions: Wowie wow. - Gary Brecka dropping biohacking gems - John and Yoko's buttcrack - Doc: What Jennifer Did (SPOILERS!) - Fuckboi Theater!! - A reading from David R. Hawkins Transcending The Levels of Consciousness about courage in action. To listen to a reading of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique [ STEP 5 ] subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

Wow guys -- we made it! Consider us the lucky ducks. On today's episode, Mercury is still in retrograde and a lot of stuff is weird. Topics covered include: - How to respond when someone says "you look tired" - Being bullied by your parents and the internet in the same day -- cute! - New segment: SHOW AND TELL! - Giving the globe some Palo Santo - Fuckboi Theater - Where to find data on all the armed conflicts happening in the world (The Geneva Academy) And a reading from STEP 4 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” This step is called "Commanding Creator Consciousness." To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

If you're reading this, you survived the eclipse! Hooray, nothing weird happened. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - mercury: woof! - Food delivery apps: only good for stoners - The docu-series, "Quiet On Set" and love to Ariana Grande and Amanda Bynes <3 - FUCKBOI THEATER - Three men who are so great, to even out the FB-ness: Coleman Hughes, Ramy Youssef, and Drake Bell To hear me read Step 3 of RJ Spina's Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing," you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey *and rent his podcast studio!* - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2024

Happy Easter to those who hunt for plastic eggs filled with money or chocolate in their backyards! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your adult child host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a tour through her mind with headlines like: Allergies: Spring’s c0ckbl0ck What text would you send with zero consequences? Why I love(d) Springfield, Missouri Angelina Jolie’s plot twist And a reading from STEP 2 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

Earth is hard! Thanks for being here. On today’s episode, your adult-child Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off her drive to Williamsburg, BK where she revisited the passionate grunge days of the 90’s by way of Pearl Jam and Live. So dramatic. Other topics discussed include: Floss! It’s what’s after dinner. Trying not to get so butt hurt A quote about anger that makes me want to be less angry! FuckBoi Theater And a reading from STEP 1 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey! @MikeCoscarelli Cool Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Check-out my Amazon Affiliant List: https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

You lived to see another week and we’re here for it! On today’s episode, your trusty Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses how the opposite feeling of that creepy republican lady (Katie Britt) is Sydney Sweeney’s sweet, sweet boobies. I mean good lord, what knockers. Other important items discussed include: Popular sayings we’ve butchered Random tips I learned from a class about spirit guides FuckBoi Theater!! Going from Jasmine to Aladdin in two whole days And a reading from Chapter 2 of RJ Spina’s “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter (and chapter 3) you can subscribe to my Patreon at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey! @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Live Dates: Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Check-out my Amazon Affiliant List: https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

You’re here! Go ‘head! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, we’re covering some much needed ground on these momentous concepts and experiences: ⁃ Receiving validation that you’re in a good place and unafraid to die ⁃ Too Comfortable Crying ⁃ “Silly people ask questions, stupid people don’t.” ⁃ The piece of mind that comes with knowing you’ve already experienced the worst breakup of your life. ⁃ A reading on Chapter 1 from RJ Spina’s book, “Supercharged Self Healing” called Understanding The Invincible, Total You Join my Patreon group Share-apy or sign up for the “Just Here To Listen” level for $5/mo that includes bonus readings from Supercharged Self Healing www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Upcoming Live Dates: Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Check-out my Amazon List: https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch (https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things: ⁃ Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?! ⁃ Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD ⁃ Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm… ⁃ Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram ⁃ We’re (I’m) putting the Artist’s Way on pause while I spend the next few weeks reading from my girl Pema Chodron’s book “How We Live is How We Die” because these are words of wisdom the world needs first. Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Jan. 20th | NYC | The *live premiere* of my new show “Wait, What?!” | MCM Studios ⁃ Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

Coming to you from the very haunted Slickback Studios! Yes, that's right. Your girl is the proud owner of an EMF reader. And now she's a ghost hunter. Other topics covered on today's episode of The Voices In Our Head include: - LA's sense of urgency - My ego doensn't have to die (yay!) - I have the impulse control of a toddler - A few fun nightmares from 23&me - FUCKBOI THEATER: Friends Edition - The suicide hotline is in dire need of volunteers - An intro to the next book I'm doing a deep dive on: SUPERCHARGE SELF-HEALING by RJ Spina. This guy knows what the hell he's talking about. If you're interested in being a listener I "check-in" with through the month of March while we read this book together, DM me on Instagram baby! @KrystynaHutch See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch March 7 | NYC | Guys We Fcked - The Experience | The Midnight Theater March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Join my Patreon for bonus content and Group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on not killing yourself.! I’m glad you’re here and can listen to me talk about these life affirming topics: ⁃ Men love three things: tiny, fat pussies. Am I wrong? ⁃ Being able to tell which dog owner at the dog park as some lingering sexual trauma it’s ok girl it happens to most of us unfortunately ⁃ Parents who can’t (don’t want to) stop criticizing their children ⁃ Happy Birthday to me (Feb. 19th) if you want to give me a birthday present here is what I want from you, as the title of this episode suggests: go do something kind for a stranger and don’t tell anyone about it. Keep it between you and you. It’ll help the world out, I swear. Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music. See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked 8pm + 10:30pm ⁃ Feb. 25th | NYC | “Wait, What?!” Live (link coming soon) ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

Hello and Godspeed. I’m on one this week and I blame it on ketosis. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I expand on these concepts, so you don’t have to! ⁃ Rico Nasty and my undying love for women who lean into their rage ⁃ Pubes but on my head ⁃ The power of hanger and where to unleash it ⁃ FUCKBOI THEATER ⁃ The Confederacy lasted 4 whole years, guys ⁃ A final reading from our girl Pema Chodron and her book “How We Live Is How We Die” Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music. See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked 8pm + 10:30pm ⁃ Feb. 25th | NYC | “Wait, What?!” Live (link coming soon) ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024