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I'm a morsel in my stomach and I'm drinking vodka right now.

Yeah, me too.

I actually had like a handful of nuts before I'm drinking vodka right now. Yeah, me too. I didn't even, I actually had like

a handful of nuts before I came in here. Nice. Okay. You haven't told me any single thing to prepare

for this moment. He and I had lunch recently and I was like, I actually can't, I actually can't

update you. Zero fucking love. It was like, we need a microphone.

We need a microphone.

What's nice is you build them up and then you're like, I have enough for the pod now.

But I do know one of the men that you slept with and I am dying for the details of this story.

Are you going to drop the name now?

No, definitely not.

Definitely not dropping the name on that.

Yeah, so you know what I was thinking today?

Right.

I think this is what, like, I don't know, my third or fourth time with you, I felt like I should

run it back first, and I want to tell, like, my most iconic sex story of my entire life.

Ooh, that's a really good idea.

Mm-hmm.

About my whole life.

Okay.

I'm going to tell you three.

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