Andrew's Coming Out Episode | Ep # 37 | Puddles

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We have merch! Shop our collection here! Subscribe to our Patreon!! Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover almost drowning, riptides, sensory nightmares, life insurance policies, shrooms, EDM music, Steve-O, and the chances of getting murdered We listen to the weirdest questions sent into an advice column and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail Send us questions SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna ⁠ Melanie Chapters: 00:00 - Life insurance 03:15 - Shoutout to our fans 06:00 - The chances of getting murdered 07:30 - almost drowning 10:00 - Yaughty by Nature 14:00 - Go-to dance moves 18:00 - Mallorca or Majorca 24:00 - It’s the culture 29:00 - Steve-O’s tits 33:00 - Snews 39:00 - Sensory nightmares 43:00 - Mommy and Daddy 46:00 - Shrooms Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcript

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0:00.0	Puddles in the morning,
0:05.0	muddles in me
0:07.1	muddles in the afternoon, muddles in the afternoon
0:11.6	well I'm a puddle boy, and she's a puddle girl.
0:17.0	Puddles podcast is starting real soon.
0:20.0	Welcome to Puddles. I'm your host Andrew Colin joined by my co-host.
0:28.0	Brennallerock.
0:30.0	T-plus or T-plus I don't know some T since we've been mugged.
0:39.0	Brenna's knee has finally somewhat healed. She did send, she did send 530 this morning a article about a serial killer murdering men and drowning them in Chicago to my brothers in the bachelor who are going to a bachelor party to be on a so that is I woke up to that I wanted you guys to be on alert I don't want anybody to tie
1:09.6	not until after we get married and we get you a life insurance policy.
1:14.0	I know but it's just so funny to start.
1:17.0	First of all, that would be $45.
1:19.0	Life insurance policy now.
1:21.0	We could get you, we could get up there. I don't know. I don't know with my credit
1:25.4	baby you first of all it's concerning that you don't understand life insurance
1:29.9	policies like you fucking it has nothing to do with your credit. Okay. It has to do with how long I have left to live. It's my earnings. Basically it's like like car insurance like what are the risks what is your job what do you do like you know like do you have any health
1:46.4	conditions what is your age yeah I'm saying all those things are bad and then also we can just like
1:52.4	buy a large life insurance policy and just pay more.
1:55.8	But if I have barely a job, my health is decent, high cholesterol.
2:01.4	You have great health. great health.
2:03.0	I hope so.
2:04.0	You know nothing about your cholesterol.
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