Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we discuss our big surprise news! See you in New York! Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ SUBSCRIBE!Puddles on ⁠Youtube⁠Puddles on ⁠Apple Podcasts⁠Puddles on ⁠Spotify⁠ FOLLOW US:Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠Andrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠Brenna - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed GlaserEnding song written by: Andrew CollinVisuals and Graphics by: Melanie MeisnerProduced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover our weekend in Las Vegas. We caught the party bug and suffered the consequences of a Vegas hangover, Brenna learns about casino jail, and we chill in the VIP lounge. Brenna gets into playing blackjack, Andrew opens for Heather McMahan, and we discuss Andrew hooking up with married women. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE!Puddles on YoutubePuddles on Apple PodcastsPuddles on Spotify CHAPTERS00:00 - Day drinking in Vegas04:15 - Sober sex08:00 - Brenna & blackjack10:00 - Expensive restaurants13:00 - Double shot of tequila15:00 - The strip is stale18:00 - Just like Europe20:00 - DInner plans27:00 - Microdosing29:00 - Waze vs. Maps33:00 - Waymo36:30 - Marge the cat killer41:00 - Shaq46:00 - Snews FOLLOW US:Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcastAndrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed GlaserEnding song written by: Andrew CollinVisuals and Graphics by: Melanie MeisnerProduced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover falling through tables, not being horny at the strip club, Larry David, and Brenna’s first cheesesteak! Andrew learns what an easter egg is, Brenna claps for her meals, and we take Rusty to a strip club on the Sunset Strip. You never know what else two martinis will lead to… Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE!Puddles onYoutubePuddles onApple PodcastsPuddles onSpotify CHAPTERS00:00 - Super Bowl spreads03:00 - Panda mouth05:30 - Brenna’s 1st Philly cheesesteak08:00 - Adult friendships10:00 - Second screen12:00 - Larry David13:30 - Hurricane Rusty18:00 - Bathtub whiskey tasting20:00 - Animal balls24:00 - The power of 2 martinis28:00 - $400 in singles33:00 - Sex trivia40:00 - Diabetes Dick FOLLOW US:Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Brenna - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed GlaserEnding song written by: Andrew CollinVisuals and Graphics by: Melanie MeisnerProduced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover evacuating from the LA fires, our opinions on Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni's lawsuits, needing adult diapers, and falling iguanas in Florida. Andrew gets superhero strength from a Celsius, Brenna talks smear campaigns, and the post-wedding depression kicks in. Thanks for sticking with us, Puddleheads! Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles ⁠⁠Youtube Feed ⁠⁠Puddles Podcast ⁠⁠Spotify Audio Feed⁠⁠ Puddles Podcast⁠⁠ iTunes Audio Feed⁠⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - One for you, One for me 03:30 - Post-wedding depression 05:00 - Evacuating from the fires 10:30 - Packing a go-bag 18:00 - Letting Mel laugh 21:00 - Ordering room service 23:00 - Shitting yourself… again 27:30 - Snews 29:00 - Cardi B 34:00 - It Ends With Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively 38:30 - Falling pandas 41:00 - Animals are like wives 43:00 - Sloppy boy FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Andrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover words not to say in our household, romanticizing the laundromat, and why TikTok should be banned. Andrew called PETA, Brenna shares her love for scratch-offs, and we reminisce on the crazy year we've had. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles ⁠Youtube Feed ⁠Puddles Podcast ⁠Spotify Audio Feed⁠ Puddles Podcast⁠ iTunes Audio Feed⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Grey sweatpants 03:30 - It was a big year 08:00 - Monumental mall day 14:00 - Brenna’s new job 19:00 - Ash Trevino 27:00 - Christmas movies 33:00 - Romanticizing the laundromat 37:00 - Average price for sex 42:00 - Calling PETA 49:00 - New Years plans 54:00 - Calling someone the wrong name 57:00 - Driving off a bridge FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/⁠ ⁠⁠ Andrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2025

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! ⁠⁠Subscribe today! ⁠⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover what happened behind the scenes at the "Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year," how we attract chaos without trying, black mold, and what it takes to get a Netflix murder special. Andrew gets back into Coldplay while sick, Brenna tells us about the books she's reading, and Super Clean Sunday goes straight to hell when an electrical fire starts in our apartment. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed CHAPTERS 00:00 - Ex-trouble makers 03:00 - Songs for when you’re sick 07:00 - Navy parents vs. Jewish parents 10:00 - Black mold 13:00 - This is a crisis 21:00 - Torching 2024 25:30 - Karen at Thursday Night Football 28:00 - Christmas plans 32:00 - Luigi conspiracy theories 40:00 - Ravioli boy 43:00 - Brenna’s book reviews 47:00 - Serious talk 52:00 - Being blind FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/ ⁠⁠ Andrew - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today! Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover In-N-Out's secret menu, Andrew's obsession with Les Misérables, Brenna's experience with the Salvation Army, sex workers, Melanie's doppelgänger, watching Wicked in theaters, and calling the cops on yourself. Andrew ends up in the emergency room in Arkansas, Brenna searches online for her mugshot, and everybody poops their pants. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠[email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed CHAPTERS 00:00 - Back to basics 02:00 - Le Miserables 04:20 - Anora 06:00 - Salvation Army Santa 11:00 - Brenna’s mugshot 18:00 - I’m guilty 22:00 - Tinted windows 24:00 - The King 27:00 - Diner lobster 29:00 - Pooping in your pants 33:00 - The emergency room 42:00 - Gastroenteritis 45:00 - Airport pickups 48:00 - In-n-out secret menu 50:00 - Burger culture FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/ Andrew - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ ⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ ⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ ⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! Help us reach 20 new paid Patrons in 2 weeks, and we’ll reveal our wedding video - don’t miss this exclusive moment! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/⁠⁠ ⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover double dating, dermatitis, fighting with your siblings, our most epic fight, and the night before we got engaged. Andrew learns what a 401K is, we share our dream jobs, Andrew talks Thursday Night Football, and Brenna shares what she would make Andrew for lunch if he got a job.  Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles ⁠Youtube Feed⁠ Puddles Podcast ⁠Spotify Audio Feed⁠ Puddles Podcast ⁠iTunes Audio Feed⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Double dates 06:00 - Flipping a coin 08:30 - Diet Coke 10:00 - The night before we got engaged 13:30 - Thursday Night Football 18:00 - Job offer  22:00 - Scrap metal 24:00 - A florida abortion 25:00 - Blue collar 28:00 - Dead clit 31:00 - Fan questions 33:00 - Epic fights 34 :00 - Call the cops 37:00 - Porridge 40:00 - Taylor Swift in concert 44:00 - Echo/Gaia update FOLLOW US: Puddles⁠ ⁠⁠Andrew⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Brenna⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Melanie⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! Help us reach 20 new paid Patrons in 2 weeks, and we’ll reveal our wedding video - don’t miss this exclusive moment! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today ⁠https://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ ⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the highlight of our honeymoon, Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan’s breakup, satisfying pimple pops that Dr. Pimple Popper would approve of, going the extra mile for your loved ones, the ninth wonder of the world, and Andrew’s failed attempt at an orgy. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠[email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed CHAPTERS 00:00 - Failed fivesome 07:00 - The 9th wonder of the world 08:00 - Keto Cat 13:00 - The Plague 15:00 - Going the extra mile 17:30 - Watching a livestream live 21:00 - Highlight of the honeymoon 23:00 - Satisfying pimple pops 25:00 - Skincare rant 27:00 - Snews 30:00 - $12 million breakup 36:00 - Political rant 52:00 - Internet trolls FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew ⁠⁠ Brenna ⁠⁠ Melanie ⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ ⁠ ⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover our wedding! We discuss changing our names, communicating with the bride during her wedding weekend, being late to the ceremony, switching venues at the last minute, and how we had an accidental destination wedding. Leave us a voicemail to be played on the podcast: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ ⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles ⁠Youtube Feed⁠ Puddles Podcast ⁠Spotify Audio Feed⁠ Puddles Podcast ⁠iTunes Audio Feed⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Introducing the Collins 04:00 - Happy Halloween 05:30 - Milton 09:30 - Go Fund Me wedding 13:00 - Accidental destination wedding 17:30 - People taking your time 20:00 - Pilates instructor from hell 22:30 - Dinner with our landlord 27:00 - Special Patreon episode Thursday  28:30 - Vibes with Raynal 32:00 - Lawn mower 38:30 - No politics on wedding day 41:00 - Cutting a receding hairline 45:00 - Late to the wedding 46:30 - Kissing dad on the lips FOLLOW US: ⁠Puddles⁠ ⁠Andrew ⁠ ⁠Brenna⁠ ⁠Melanie⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! Help us reach 20 new paid Patrons in 2 weeks, and we’ll reveal our wedding video - don’t miss this exclusive moment! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today ⁠https://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ ⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover David Dobrik’s pickleball tournament, FBoy Island, cucking, writing letters to Planet Fitness, Andrew’s appearance on “Live from the Other Side with Tyler Henry” on Netflix, having a hangover when you didn’t plan on drinking, the passive way comedians communicate, unhealthy grooming habits, and seeing influencers in the real world. Leave us a voicemail to be played on the podcast: ⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠[email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed CHAPTERS 00:00 - Saturday night out 04:00 - Cucking 08:00 - Pun jokes 10:30 - Handwritten letters to Planet Fitness 14:00 - Andrew on Netflix 20:30 - A personal reading from Tyler Henry 25:00 - Trimming Andrew’s eyebrows 29:00 - Losing sentimental items 37:00 - Good cries with mom 40:30 - David Dobrik’s pickleball tournament 48:00 - Andrew’s accessory 50:00 - Green room hangs 53:00 - Continued on Patreon FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2024

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the Denver Airport and the Illuminati, Dave Grohl’s new baby, losing family members and receiving signs from the dead, things our moms used to say, childless cat lady Taylor Swift, things that got lost in the move, why we rarely talk about politics, and tummy aches. We hear from our fans about wedding planning and give some Puddleheads a shoutout! Leave us a voicemail! Send us questions! SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed CHAPTERS 00:00 - Horrible heartburn 04:50 - Que Sera Sera 08:40 - Signs from the dead 14:20 - Dead doggy 16:30 - Dying words 19:00 - Colorado Wedding 27:00 - Varsity basketball 29:38 - Special shoutout 32:00 - Snews - Dave Grohl 35:30 - Kendrick Lamar 37:45 - Childless Cat Lady AKA Miss Americana 43:00 - Sex trivia FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠/ Andrew - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today ⁠patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast⁠ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover things that happen to your body in your 40s, Happy Gilmore 2 and the Adam Sandler film universe, our notable high school alumni, lunchables, Fergalicious, ectopic pregnancies, Larry David, Andrew’s receding hairline, Piggy from Lord of the Flies, sleeping with a knife under your pillow, a dick glow up, and the timeline towards having a baby. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠⁠ Send us questions: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: ⁠⁠https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt⁠⁠ Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: ⁠⁠https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr⁠⁠ Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: ⁠⁠https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46⁠⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Chicken gizzard 03:00 - God’s intentions 07:30 - Pixar movie 08:30 - Dumb wig 17:00 - new niece 19:00 - Dick glow up 24:00 - Sleeping with a knife under your pillow 30:00 - Snews 33:00 - KISS in Cadillac, MI 43:00 - Respect the pouch 48:00 - Travis Gilmore FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠⁠ Andrew - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠⁠ Brenna - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/⁠⁠ Melanie - ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2024

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover asking for what you want, weed bars, Brenna’s bachelorette party in Chicago, cat fights, Sarah Silverman, too much Thai food, chemo money, sleeping with brides, UNO, piss pills, vet bills, and history trivia. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠ Send us questions: ⁠[email protected]⁠ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt⁠ Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr⁠ Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Rap battle 03:30 - Eye Contact 07:00 - Insecurities 10:00 - Lunch with an agent 15:30 - Nobody gives a f*** about you 17:30 - Pet prices 22:00 - Piss pill 27:00 - Cat fight 29:00 - Bachelorette Party recap 32:00 - Warby Parker 37:00 - Bad girl groove 39:00 - Mr. Steal Your Bride 44:00 - UNO in the weed bar 48:00 - History Trivia FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠ Andrew - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠ Brenna - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/⁠ Melanie - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover weird traditions we do before leaving each other, Jamaican weed, gyrating and dancing, getting caught by parents smoking weed in high school, silent discos, car sex, Mango's babysitter, the news, and Corollas. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 CHAPTERS 00:00 - Nikki Glaser saved the wedding 06:00 - Dancing party 09:30 - Weird traditions: draining it out 11:00 - Brenna’s cycle 13:30 - Mango’s babysitter 17:00 - Grandpa's xanax 22:00 - Jamaican weed 27:30 - Vacation Sex 29:00 - Car sex 32:00 - Top 3 cars to have sex in 39:00 - Snews 44:00 - Adopting 47:00 - Waterslides FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover Chappell Roan, family history, Andrew’s secret, picking rooms in Mallorca, Kraft American Cheese, sidequests, villain origin stories, and moving to LA. We hear from our listeners on party tricks and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Andrew has a mustache 02:00 - The Whore Store 05:00 - Escaping Poland 08:25 - Pink Pony Club 12:45 - Mallorca recap 16:00 - First world problems 22:00 - Balearic sea 28:00 - Nude beach 36:00 - I LOVE LAX MOMS 41:00 - Snews 48:00 - Olympics SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! Subscribe to our Patreon!! Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover Andrew's gambling addiction, Hell week in Chicago, cocaine bear, jägerbomb, reality TV, Ari from Bally's, brat summer, Gen-Z trivia, and so much more. Brenna experiences another traumatic event and Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively reveal their fourth child's name. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Chapters 00:00 - Hell Week 03:00 - Jew Crew vs. Goy Boys 06:00 - Boujee bloody Mary mix 08:00 - Ari from Bally’s 09:30 - Andrew’s gambling addiction 11:00 - Jägerbombs 13:00 - Jim Beam nostalgia 14:30 - COCAINE BEAR 19:00 - Herpes 21:00 - Another traumatizing event 32:00 - Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds’s apartment safety 35:00 - Reality TV 37:00 - Jimmy Johns 41:00 - brat summer 44:30 - Gen Z Trivia FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew⁠ Brenna⁠ Melanie⁠

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! Subscribe to our Patreon!! Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover almost drowning, riptides, sensory nightmares, life insurance policies, shrooms, EDM music, Steve-O, and the chances of getting murdered We listen to the weirdest questions sent into an advice column and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail Send us questions SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna ⁠ Melanie Chapters: 00:00 - Life insurance 03:15 - Shoutout to our fans 06:00 - The chances of getting murdered 07:30 - almost drowning 10:00 - Yaughty by Nature 14:00 - Go-to dance moves 18:00 - Mallorca or Majorca 24:00 - It’s the culture 29:00 - Steve-O’s tits 33:00 - Snews 39:00 - Sensory nightmares 43:00 - Mommy and Daddy 46:00 - Shrooms Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! https://puddlespodcast.myspreadshop.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon!! patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover getting mugged at gunpoint in Venice, Andrew's new face, turophiles, Reba's return, Pete Davidson's mojo, early morning workouts, kidnapping allegations, and being too sexy. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Chapters: 00:00 - We’re Traumatized 05:20 - Sitting Ducks 08:22 - Andrew’s Pussy 14:00 - Crimed out 17:30 - The Pole 21:00 - Jerry and Asher 23:00 - Firetruck 25:00 - Profiling vibes 27:00 - Jerry and Asher pt. 2 29:30 - SNEWS 34:00 - Reba 2 38:00 - JoJo Siwa vs JT 40:00 - Trivia 45:00 - Windows ‘95 48:00 - Adult teeth 51:00 - Join our Patreon Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! https://puddlespodcast.myspreadshop.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon!! patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the driving age limit, tantric massages, backstage passes to rap concerts, ghosts, the 60s, heartburn, sex advice from Nikki Glaser, Barry's Bootcamp, the haunting hour, house sitting, and Shrek. We hear from our listeners on babies, careers, and weight loss surgery and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - It’s 5:00 Somewhere 04:00 - Driving Age limit 10:00 - Panicking 12:00 - The Twilight Zone 18:00 - The Ghost Room 22:00 - Taking on new personas 27:00 - Triple Kiss 33:00 - Sex advice from Nikki 37:00 - We are inspirational 39:45 - Snews 43:00 - Please Please Please 47:00 - Pregnant Pookie 49:00 - Not professional Advice SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover 7-11 taquitos, the top 5 best smells, a woman in cheetah, Primadonna syndrome, party sizes, Crappo, Chewbacca, dirty fantasies, amd a warehouse werewolf. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Shrimp Platter 03:15 - Alone time with Taquitos 09:00 - Freelance Chewbacca 12:00 - Crappo’s costumes 16:00 - Warehouse werewolf 17:30 - Andy Shallows 22:00 - Crowdwork 26:00 - Sunscreen in eyes 28:00 - Spoon buddies 30:00 - Dirty fantasies 33:30 - Snews 38:00 - Justin Timberlake’s downfall 44:00 - A woman in cheetah 49:00 - Skincare tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 Puddles Patreon: patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! https://puddlespodcast.myspreadshop.com/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover blackmail and morals, more cats, being responsible adults with a joint bank account, the taxi cab theory, breeding kinks, our first date, and the price of mascara. We hear from our listeners on small weddings and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 Chapters 00:00 - Brenna’s instagram story 03:00 - Another cat 07:45 - Keep the cat 12:00 - Blackmail and Morals 15:40 - New Puddles merch 17:00 - Responsible adults 22:50 - Save the date 24:30 - Small weddings 26:00 - Taxi cab theory 31:45 - Early birds 36:33 - Golden divorce 42:30 - Insured balls 44:00 - Skincare tip 50:00 - Reba FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024

We have merch! Shop our collection here! https://puddlespodcast.myspreadshop.com/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode we cover being hot and young, our first 3 hours in Florida, our parents meeting for the first time, Brenna meeting Rusty, Trisha Paytas’s new baby, new vocabulary words, White City, FL, and how cocaine is the fix for every disease. Want to hear more? Subscribe to our Patreon for extra bonus content every week! patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Leave us a voicemail Send us questions: [email protected] Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for extra bonus content every week! Chapters 00:00 - We’re back 04:35 - Hot and Young 05:45 - Empirical evidence 09:20 - Dermatologists 10:30 - I Newsom Gavin in my day 14:00 - Beta blockers 18:00 - White City, Florida 19:30 - Father and daughter 21:00 - Brenna said yes to the dress 23:00 - Mango vs. Mirror 25:30 - a real puddle 28:00 - The wedding venue 31:00 - $8,000 Charcoochie boards 35:00 - Nachos for 80 people 39:00 - Snews 42:00 - Slander 47:30 - Infant soft launch 51:00 - Patreon! 52:00 - Floppy Firemen 54:00 - Andrew’s Dad joins the Bachelor party SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles - instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - instagram.com/andrewtcollin Brenna - instagram.com/brennaalexiss Melanie - instagram.com/melaniemeisner Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

WE HAVE MERCH!! SHOP OUR COLLECTION HERE: https://puddlespodcast.myspreadshop.com/ Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover airplane fees, who Andrew and Brenna cry to, pickled dick, living far from family, being Jewish and poor, Bethenny Frankel getting rejected from Chanel, soaking, and our new merch! Chapters 00:00 - Merch drop!! 04:30 - Airplane fees 06:00 - Jewish and Poor 08:30 - Wedding venue 11:00 - Crying to retail workers 15:00 - Living far from family 18:00 - Yellow 22:00 - Bro Code 26:30 - Snews 29:00 - Pickled dick 34:00 - Happy Meal is now sad 37:00 - The uglier the person the smellier the fart 39:00 - Mel’s type 42:00 - Doordash games Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon for extra bonus content every week! patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles - IG Andrew - IG Brenna - IG Melanie - IG Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2024

Have you heard the exciting news? We have Patreon! For just $5, you get access to 4 extra episodes a month! Subscribe here! Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover pregnancy announcements, male babysitters, hangover cures, Bob Bieber, getting veneers, stupid things kids do, visiting Rusty's backyard, afternoon dates, and some of the worst Snews to date. We hear from our listeners on stories we've never shared before and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail! Send us questions! Chapters 00:00 - Truck nuts 03:00 - Antibiotic hangovers 06:00 - Hangover cures and shower beers 09:00 - Needles and specialty doctors 15:30 - Experimental kid things 19:00 - Speech pathologists 22:00 - Getting veneers 24:00 - Breaking jaws and meat smoothies 26:00 - Rusty’s backyard 28:00 - The worst snews ever 31:00 - Pregnancy announcement 34:00 - Avril Lavigne’s body double 38:00 - the Hannah Berner effect 41:00 - Stories we’ve never shared 44:00 - Oh baby 47:00 - Toy Story 50:00 - Afternoon dates 52:00 - Skincare tip 53:00 - Continued on Patreon SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles - IG Andrew - IG Brenna - IG Melanie - IG Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2024

Have you heard the exciting news? We have Patreon! For just $5, you get access to 4 extra episodes a month! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the Roast of Tom Brady, writing jokes with Nikki Glaser, the after party, the thicc cat Echo, hot doctors, dusty balls, and Undercover. Chapters 00:00 - Handshakes 01:52 - Scout AKA Echo 03:30 - Andrew’s 1 job 09:00 - Writing Roast jokes with Nikki Glaser 14:00 - Nosebleeds to floor seats & the Roast of Tom Brady 24:00 - Hot doctors 26:00 - Dusty balls 31:00 - Pap Schmear 34:00 - Snews 40:00 - That’s Hot 43:00 - Brenna’s take on the Roast 45:00 - The after party 48:00 - First Collab - Undercover 50:00 - Skincare Tip Leave us a voicemail Send us questions SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2024

Have you heard the good news? We have Patreon! For just $5, you get access to 4 extra episodes a month! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the Roast of Tom Brady, breastfeeding habits, Marky Mark's third nipple, having sex in public, what Mel does in her freetime, would you rather, and songs written about Taylor Swift. Plus, a phone call with an airplane expert! Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 Chapters 00:00 - Mr. and Mrs. Collin 03:00 - Andrew’s fetish 06:30 - Gay babies don’t breastfeed 10:00 - The Roast of Tom Brady 13:30 - LA traffic 17:00 - White people problems 18:00 - Brianna Larocque 20:00 - Post-9/11 airplane sex 23:00 - Culty Brenna 25:00 - Snews 28:00 - Airpods with the strings 31:00 - What does Mel do? 35:00 - Call with airplane expert 44:30 - Dads know everything 48:00 - Songs written about Taylor Swift 50:00 - Skincare Tip - Guasha 51:30 - Would you rather 56:30 - Continued on Patreon FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2024

Have you heard the good news? We have Patreon! For just $5, you get access to 4 extra episodes a month! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover getting a coffee maker, finding a dead body, Sephora points, MGK's birthday party, face tattoos, Brittany Furlan, AI that Andrew doesn't mind, how monkeys became human, Reggie Bush, Monica Lewinsky, and Brenna's psychic powers. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed Chapters 00:00 - we got a keurig 02:00 - caffeine zyn 07:00 - MGK’s birthday party 11:45 - Face tattoos 17:00 - Brittany Furlan 19:45 - Our money 21:30 - Andrew’s Sephora points 26:00 - Snews 29:00 - AI that Andrew doesn’t mind 31:00 - Reggie got his Heisman back 36:00 - Monica Lewinsky memes 40:00 - Asking for a photo with a celebrity 45:45 - Finding a dead body 50:00 - Monkey development 58:00 - Skincare tip FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2024

Exciting news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! https://patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the Spice Girls reunion, couples massages, becoming a spy, iguana invasions in Florida, Andrew’s birthday, Megan Fox’s thumbs, friend groups mixing, The Tortured Poets Department, and white linen button downs! We hear from our listeners and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Chill Bride 03:00 - White Linen Button Down 05:35 - Igloo Wedding 11:50 - Couples Massages 14:00 - Andrew’s Birthday 20:30 - Name 3 Songs 27:00 - Snews 33:00 - Will 1D Ever Reunite? 36:55 - Tortured Poets Department or Tortured Poet Game 42:12 - Small Dick, Giant Cl*t 50:00 - Skincare Tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2024

Exciting news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the origin story of pickles, smelling brains, the right way to respond to nudes, only eating salads, creepy twins, and sex trivia! We hear from our listeners and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Sprained knee 04:00 - Smelling brains 07:30 - Only eating salads 11:00 - Bandaids 15:00 - The right response to a nude 18:00 - Ask Reddit 22:00 - Genetics 26:00 - freshly squeezed OJ 28:00 - Snoozchella 31:00 - Ice Spice 35:00 - feeling dumb 40:00 - Sex trivia 44:00 - Fermented radishes 55:00 - Skincare tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2024

Exciting news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! https://patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover role playing, our new chairs, living in LA, Din Tai Fung reviews, ugly kids, hiking, spending lots of time at the golf course, the Snews, and a skincare tip. We hear from our listeners on one night stands and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Backyard shenanigans 03:00 - TikTok hikes 05:00 - Din Tai Fung 08:00 - Living in LA 11:00 - Getting back into real estate 13:00 - New chairs and pillows 16:00 - Ugly kids 21:00 - Back to the tiki bar 25:00 - Meat market 28:00 - Snews 39:00 - Marrying Miss Peaches 41:00 - Getting spit on 44:00 - Role playing clowns 50:00 - Obviously 53:00 - Skincare tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2024

Huge news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover getting hit on by kidnappers, Drake Bell's dad, Montana boys, the size of Africa, mommy murderers, Andrew not defending Brenna, Lilly Pulitzer, new neighbors, Snews, imposter syndrome, and a skincare tip. We hear from our listeners on partying and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00- Cowboy Collin 03:00 - Forward cowboy 05:00 - P. Diddy 08:30 - Montana boys 11:00 - the Lilly Pulitzer curse 15:00 - New neighbors 19:00 - I like Daddy 21:00 - Andrew not defending Brenna 26:00 - Snews 33:00 - Imposter syndrome 37:00 - Mommy murderer 44:00 - Africa is so much larger than people think 52:00 - Partying 57:00 - Heath Ledger 1:02:00 - Fairfield University 45th Reunion 1:05:00 - Skincare tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover eviction notices, getting a wedding planner, comparing genitals, afternoon sex, Florida cuisine, becoming German, the spectrum, KateGate, living in a simulation, brisket, and how to get rid of a dead body. We hear from our listeners on funerals and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner 00:00 - You don’t know what you got ‘till it’s gone 04:00 - Comparing genitals 08:45 - Afternoon sex 10:00 - Wedding planner 15:00 - Becoming German 18:00 - McDonald’s hack 20:00 - Snews 30:00 - Living in a simulation 33:00 - Are you smarter than Travis Kelce? 37:00 - Funerals 41:00 - Eviction notice 44:00 - Ways to get rid of a body 50:00 - Rolling Grandma 54:00 - One last practical joke

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2024

Huge news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover eating healthy, getting chickens, Mango escaping out of the tiny home, Diddy, clogging the pipes, the most boring types of people, Princess Kate's "photoshop," relationship deal breakers, and bee stings. We hear from our listeners on breakups and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Getting chickens 03:45 - Mango escaping 10:50 - Tall kids 11:45 - Puddle of pubes 12:00 - P. Diddy is afraid to fly 14:00 - Tiny home adjustments 15:15 - WannaBEE foodies 21:00 - The most boring type of person 23:45 - Drawing boundaries 26:00 - Snews 28:00 - Old Man vs. Orange 32:40 - So long swimmers 36:45 - Princess protection program 41:00 - Relationship dealbreakers 49:00 - Cheating 54:00 - Mangorita, Mango Mule, Mangotini SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2024

Huge news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Support puddles on Patreon! www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover Miss Peaches, Hailey Bieber’s sister, peacocking in a kiddie pool, taking someone’s virginity, local news, and keeping items from exes. We hear from our listeners on what icks them out and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Elephant (laugh) in the room 04:00 - Mattress shopping 07:00 - Keepsakes from exes 09:00 - Taking someone’s virginity 12:00 - Dawson’s kiddie pool 16:00 - The Australian Bush 20:00 - Ancient Andrew 23:00 - Tampon tussle 28:00 - Rihanna’s billion dollar performance 33:00 - Local snews 36:00 - Icks and turnoffs 44:00 - Miss Peaches’s Gucci rain jacket 50:00 - Dating apps and Burning Man SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2024

Support puddles on Patreon! Huge news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover the pronunciation of names, chores, blaming things on the president, bologna sandwiches, Richard Lewis' will, and square burgers. We hear from our listeners on fast food and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] Chapters 00:00 - Everything’s pro-rated 03:00 - Thomas or Tomas 07:00 - Chores as a couple 14:00 - Shane Gillis on SNL 18:00 - Reddit hate comments 21:00 - Blame it on the president 24:00 - Bologna sandwiches 25:00 - Nostalgic treats 29:00 - Snews 37:00 - Richard Lewis’ will 44:00 - Fast food trivia 48:00 - Square burgers SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2024

Support puddles on Patreon! www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Huge news... we launched a Puddles Patreon! For just $5 a month, get 4 extra episodes of your favorite podcast. Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover rugs, tiny homes, Taylor Lautner and Twilight New Moon, post office shenanigans, learning new things, and bankable side hustles. We hear from our listeners on their experiences moving and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Patreon!! 03:00 - Tiny home 05:00 - Post office shenanigans 08:00 - Learning new things 11:30 - “I used to listen to Puddles…” 16:00 - Showering together 19:00 - Team Jacob or Team Edward? 21:00 - Lisssssp 23:00 - Content creators 25:00 - SNEWS 31:00 - Bankable side hustles 40:00 - Trivia 47:00 - Moving stories 53:00 - Renting trucks SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 Puddles Patreon: www.patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover church hookups, first concerts, racism, Stephen Baldwin, YouTubers and TikTokers, the snews, and job hunting. We hear from our listeners on celebrities and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Hot church 04:30 - Ring by Spring 07:00 - Take me to church 10:40 - Ready to take on the night 15:00 - Job hunting 20:00 - Snews 31:00 - Celebrity trivia 36:00 - Celebrity idols 38:00 - YouTube fame 41:00 - Andrew-aged celebrities 44:00 - Stephen Baldwin’s backstage pass 50:00 - Internal racism 55:00 - G-Eazy concert 57:00 - Skincare tip 58:00 - Patreon!! We will be posting the link to our Instagram!! SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover wedding planning, working out around skanks, phone calls during sex, hotel bars, flirting with intention vs. not, Usher, Jay-Z, Jamie Foxx, sex trivia, and poetry written by Brenna. We hear from our listeners on Valentine's Day and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Mango is back! 02:50 - Wedding planning 06:00 - Buffet vs. food truck 15:00 - Working out with skanks 20:00 - Phone calls during sex 23:00 - Hotel bars 27:00 - Flirting with intention 31:00 - Snews 35:00 - Size does matter 38:00 - Yeah 48:00 - Jay-z’s nicknames 50:00 - Does Jamie Foxx remember Andrew? 54:00 - Sex trivia 1:08:00 - Valentine’s Day 1:12:00 - Brenna’s poetry book 1:18:00 - Skincare Tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Andrew - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Melanie - https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover porn preferences, Only Fans, apartment hunting, bad energy in Hollywood, skanks, Brenna's famous relative, STD tests, meeting fans, and college bar fights. We hear from our listeners on bad fights and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail! Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - Porn preferences 06:40 - Hair or hernia 07:00 - Most Viewed 12:00 - Only Fans 13:30 - Apartment hunting 21:00 - bad energy in Hollywood 25:00 - Skank 27:00 - Gypsy rose 29:00 - sNEWS 33:00 - Brenna’s famous relative 41:00 - BINGO 44:00 - STD tests 47:00 - Meeting fans 50:00 - Animal Trivia 57:00 - Fighting 01:03:00 - Sum 41 at The Boot 01:12:00 - Voicemails 01:21:00 - Skincare Tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover ideal bachelor and bachelorette parties, professional boners, fears of STDs, an Australian exchange student, Slytherin, Billy Joel's new music, hard trivia, and a shark in the garage. We hear from our listeners on sex and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles Send us questions: [email protected] 00:00 - hair rehab 05:00 - respect Rusty 07:20 - professional boner 10:00 - fear of STDs 14:40 - Australian exchange student 18:00 - manicures 22:00 - carrot fingers 24:05 - Slytherin 28:34 - Billy Joel's new music 44:00 - HARD trivia 53:13 - Herb the stuffed shark 1:00:00 - one month later... 1:09:00 - go Browns SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover big news, daddy/daughter energy, flop eras, long sleeves, sour cream Ruffles, retirement partes, radiators, 1-800 numbers, kidnapping negotiations, and Post Malone. We hear from our listeners on hosting visitors and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail or a note! 00:00 - Specific Pacific 06:00 - Daddy/daughter energy 08:16 - One more glass 25:00 - Ruffles 28:00 - Retirement Party 35:00 - Portable DVD player 42:00 - Kidnapped mom 45:00 - Rocket launch 53:00 - naked women 1:00:00 - Your favorite visitors 1:10:00 - Skincare tip SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM! Puddles Andrew Brenna Melanie Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Andrew has a mid-life crisis, Brenna gets a new job, and the two discuss therapy horror stories. We hear from our listeners on what annoys them about therapy and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Take the Edgar Allan Poe or Taylor Swift quiz 00:00 - Would you rather 08:50 - Andrew's mid-life crisis 16:30 - Second puberty 21:00 - Manifesting CGUGs 25:00 - Hollywood star tour 35:00 - High School Literature Quiz 40:00 - Jo Koy's Golden Globes monologue 48:00 - Therapy 59:00 - Worse Help 1:08:00 - Voicemails Leave us a voicemail! SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed FOLLOW US: Andrew Brenna Melanie Puddles Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Andrew and Brenna play New Year's trivia, Brenna recaps quitting her job, and Andrew is almost on the right track to doing an extreme 75 day workout. We hear from our listeners on what annoys them about New Year's and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. 00:00 - I OWN A BOUTIQUE 18:37 - BOOZIN' IN THE CORNER 28:00 - "FOOD POISONING" 39:00 - 6 STORY TENT 49:00 - RESOLUTIONS Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2024

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Brenna discovers her love for neurotic Jewish women, Andrew forgets he has the day off on President's day, and the newly-engaged rank their top Christmas gifts. We hear from our listeners on the holidays and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. 00:00 - President's Day 09:30 - Sex on Holiday 18:20 - Neurotic Jewish Women 25:00 - Jew vs. Goy Basketball 31:20 - Christian Kids 38:00 - Favorite Christmas Carols 44:20 - Andrew and Brenna's Top 10 Gifts 59:00 - Cuddles Puddles SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2023

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Brenna officially has her esthetician license, Andrew takes a driving test, and Andrew helps Brenna find staples for her new wardrobe. We hear from our listeners on making friends as adults and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. Leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles 00:00 - Wipe First, Cleanse Later 13:34 - Medium Bus 24:00 - "Stolen" Car 32:00 - The 40-Year-Old Child 40:00 - Wardrobe Staples 45:00 - Making Friends as an Adult 1:09:00 - Voicemails SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2023

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Brenna and Andrew watch some Tik Toks, Andrew hates having mirror sex, and Brenna celebrates her birthday! Leave us a message on what annoys you about the holidays: https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles 00:00 - LONG DIVISION IN SPANISH 10:40 - GETTING CAUGHT ON CAMERA 21:00 - BLEEDING THUMBS 29:00 HANDKERCHIEF 39:30 BRENNA'S BIRTHDAY 48:00 CHILI AND MILK SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2023

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Brenna and Andrew announce their engagement, Andrew recalls getting caught on the pet camera, and the newly-engaged play the shoe game. We hear from our listeners on what bothers them about engagements and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. 00:00 - WE'RE ENGAGED! 11:00 - GETTING CAUGHT ON CAMERA 17:20 - FLAMINGO MAN 40:00 - THE SHOE GAME 1:03:00 - ENGAGEMENT PARTY SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2023

Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, Andrew and Brenna get high. Andrew reminisces on his first year of college, we learn more about Brenna's childhood, and the duo discuss their first times getting high. We hear from our listeners on weed and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. 00:00 - FIRST HIGHS 11:30 - COLLEGE VISITS 17:00 - PUMPING PEEN 32:00 - MUNCHIES POWER RANKING 40:00 - HIGH TALES 47:00 - MICHAEL JACKSON IN THE WOODS 55:00 - CALLING MEMORY LANE SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Puddles Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2023