Hey, I'm Janet Moch.

And back like pumpkin spice lattes in the fall.

Oh, no.

Like chokers and plastic jewelry from the hip 1990s.

Please don't stop listening.

Back, despite popular demand, I'm Lena Dunham.

That's enough of that.

I'm excited to share with you my new podcast never before.

Never before will let you get real cozy with Janet, who I'm sure you know is an amazing

conversationalist.

A New York Times bestselling author, world-renowned trans advocate, and the best-smelling person

I personally know.

It's radio Lena.

No one can snob me.

I know giving a microphone was a bad idea.

Brought to you by Lanny Letter, an executive produced by me.

Never before features Janet in intimate conversations with the most exciting dynamic and trailblazing

figures in culture today.

And I'm keeping our guestless secret.

Can you just give a little hint about who's going to be on Never Before?

Okay, so it's your secret.

I'll be talking to the mastermind behind one of the world's most famous families.

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