Audience Questions | 'The Thing'

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Every night before taping the show, Stephen takes questions from the audience that we put out exclusively on The Late Show Pod Show! This batch of questions for our host includes: "If you were the love interest in a Hallmark movie, what store would you run?"; "What kind of car do you drive?"; "Help me understand why 'The Thing' is the best movie of all time"; "Do you and Evie have a time limit for talking about Trump every day?"; and more. If you want to come see a taping of the show and get a chance to ask Stephen a question yourself, go to ColbertLateShow.com for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:06.9	Are there any questions I can answer before we get going?
1:08.3	I saw you first, yes.
1:12.5	If you were the love interest in a Hallmark movie... If I was the love interest in the hallmark movie, yes?
1:16.6	Store would you run?
1:22.6	I would have a candy cane store,
1:29.3	but all my candy canes are stolen.
1:34.0	And so I have to join up with the chief of police.
1:39.6	Who was my high school girlfriend who broke up with me?
1:43.4	And I've moved back to town.
1:45.5	I was a very successful, like, Wall Street banker, but I've moved back for a simpler life
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