It's the late show, pot show, with Stephen Colbert.

Folks on this show, you know, we generally focus on what's happening here in America,

but once in a while I remember that there are other countries,

and sometimes people there do stupid things too.

This is...

What's going on over there?

Little early. Little early. Little early.

First up. First off, what's going on in Norway, the Cheeto of Scandinavia?

Unfortunately, at last week's World Ski Jump Championships,

two ski jumping Norwegians admitted to cheating

by using manipulated jumpsuits with a reinforced thread.

And?

Let them! Who watches a man hurl himself into the sky? Thread. And?

Let them.

Who watches a man hurl himself into the sky at 80 miles an hour, sore 300 feet, and stick a perfect landing, and then he goes, wait a second.

Does his jumpsuit have reinforced thread?

Not impressed.

Next up, in England, our cousin who only has weird food in the house.

This is the time of year when the English play a wild ancient version of soccer that has rules like no murder.

So more civilized than hockey.

The game is called Royal Shrovetide,

and some theorize that the ball was originally a head,

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