Baby Grand Jury

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Lauren loved playing the piano as a child and regrets quitting. She wants to get a piano and start playing again. But John says pianos are too big and too loud. He thinks she should get a keyboard instead. Then Lauren can play in total silence with headphones on. This makes Lauren sad! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week,
0:06.5	Baby Grand Jury. Lauren brings the case against her husband, John. Lauren loved playing the piano
0:13.1	as a child and regrets quitting. She wants to get a piano and start playing again. But John says
0:19.2	pianos are too big and too loud.
0:22.2	He thinks they should get a keyboard instead.
0:24.5	Then Lauren can play in total silence with headphones on.
0:28.8	That makes Lauren sad.
0:30.9	Who's right, who's wrong?
0:32.1	Only one can decide.
0:33.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom
0:36.2	and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:39.5	Come along with me as I drive to and fro.
0:43.3	All my friends are crazy, but I love them so.
0:49.8	We got a boxer abroad, an actor, and an old hippie.
0:54.3	Bum bum bum bum. Lock Ag actor, and an old hippie. Bum bum bum, bum.
0:56.2	Lock agravus and Louis de Palma, he's very mean.
1:00.3	Do do do do do do.
1:01.5	It's quite a scene.
1:03.4	My name's Alex.
1:04.5	I drive a cab.
1:06.1	My name's Alex.
1:07.5	I drive a cab.
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