Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff Jesse Thorne. This week,

Boolia biased. Daryl brings the case against her husband, Adam. Daryl loves soup,

but she can't cook it at home because Adam hates it. She misses soup. She'll tell anyone

who will listen. Adam says he wants her to stop talking about

soup in public. It makes him feel bad. Daryl just wants more soup in her life. Who's right,

who's wrong, only one can decide, please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and

presents an obscure cultural reference.

Old-fashioned vegetable made with beef stock.

Scotch broth, a hearty soup, one of the manhandlers, chicken n dumplings, hot dog bean,

tender beans and little Frankfurter slices,ster stew. Vegetarian vegetable, the alphabet soup.

New England clam chowder. Tomato beef noodleos. Golden mushroom, rich in sliced mushrooms.

Cheddar cheese. Great as a sauce, too. Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigants in.

Daryl, Adam, please rise and raise your right hands.

You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

So help you, God, or whatever.

Yes.

I do.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he only eats solid foods?

Yes.

I do.

I don't think that's true.

Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.

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