Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, April 11th, 2025.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, prostitutes dealing with the unpleasant issue of smelly dicks.
0:08.3	Plus, baby unlovable is the only doll that comes with a sad face and a thousand-year curse.
0:13.9	A 60-minute jack-off session, 30,000 feet in the air, and fucking a corpse in a New York City subway train.
0:26.1	Hello.
0:27.5	Hey, what's up?
0:29.6	Hey, what's up with you?
0:32.1	You said you're Caucasian or Asian.
0:34.4	Yeah, well, I'm just chilling.
0:35.6	Are you horny?
0:36.5	I don't know.
0:38.1	How's your pussy right now?
0:40.6	Really wet.
0:41.4	Yeah, yeah?
0:42.1	Yeah.
0:43.4	Wet baby. I can tell.
0:44.4	Nice.
0:45.1	It's so wet, baby.
0:47.1	Oh, yeah?
0:48.4	I've got my pussy.
0:49.8	I don't know if you can handle it.
0:50.9	It's so wet.
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