Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 9th,
0:02.8	2025 coming up on the program today.
0:04.8	Kanye West's newest album features an ode to Hitler, naturally,
0:08.4	plus children pissing in hand sanitizer bottles,
0:11.4	a big titted man wearing a pink thong,
0:13.7	almost ruined dinner service at Applebee's,
0:16.0	and trading a human child for a pet monkey.
0:18.7	All coming up today.
0:24.6	So, a human child for a pet monkey. All coming up today. Star like water,
0:26.4	sign like the heat.
0:28.5	Sour and melodies are the beat.
0:31.9	We know or later they all will be gone.
0:35.0	Why don't know they stay young?
0:38.0	It's so hard to get home with our calls.
0:42.2	I don't want to perish like a man of failing horse.
0:45.8	Mews like diamonds in the sun
0:48.5	And diamonds are forever.
0:52.3	So many adventures we don't have that happen today so many songs we forgot to pray so many jeans
1:00.9	with it all on the blue we'll learn that come true forever young i want to be forever young you really want to be forever young
1:11.6	Do you really want to be forever, yeah?
1:12.6	Do you really want to live forever, forever, forever, forever?
1:21.6	I want to be forever, yeah.
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