Back To School Shooting
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. Fall is coming and it is back to school. |
| 0:07.6 | Yeah, making new friends and seeing old ones and starting a new school. |
| 0:12.1 | Another year until you're growing up all the smell of new |
| 0:15.2 | bulletproof book bags practicing shooter drills and the smell of blood on new school clothes and |
| 0:21.1 | oh the sound of bullets whizzing by! |
| 0:24.4 | Where'd you think I was gonna go? |
| 0:27.0 | On Wednesday, four were killed and 13 were injured in a back to school shooting in Georgia. |
| 0:32.2 | How many is that this year? |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, today's shooting count and now puts us over 262. |
| 0:38.0 | Whoo! |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, that's mass shootings. |
| 0:41.0 | And one of the most powerful richest countries in the world |
| 0:44.0 | But this happens everywhere right? I mean you bet your ass it does in Japan every year |
| 0:50.3 | There are so many gondes you know like in America we have 29 to 32,000 |
| 0:56.1 | Gondez every year Japan how's about the same well I mean they have a |
| 1:01.4 | hundred total. |
| 1:03.0 | Okay, that's an outlier, right? |
| 1:04.7 | What about Australia? |
| 1:05.7 | Those Ossies are rooting, tooting, shooting up crocodile killers. |
| 1:09.5 | So in America, we had 262 mess shootings, |
| 1:12.4 | and Australia also had two hundred sixty two mass shootings and Australia also had two not two hundred |
| 1:17.8 | Two okay that's embarrassing let's go to England. You know they had a shit load of shootings in 2024, right? No, they had one. One in 2024. No. One between 1996 and 2024. And we could go down the list of first world country after country after country and you know what they don't have |
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