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🗓️ 12 September 2024
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon debate update. |
0:06.5 | Ha ha! Did you see? Did you see the craziest debate we've ever seen? |
0:11.0 | Where one side acted like a leader and and one side I I don't know what I saw I mean at one point he said babies are being aborted in the seventhth, 8th, 9th months, even after birth. |
0:25.8 | Babies are being aborted after birth, you know? I just hate that he stole my material. |
0:31.4 | That being said, immigrants are also eating people's pets. If that were the case, I know these people. There would be a cart where you could buy a chihuahua chimichanga or a bulldog burrito with a side of Frenchy fries. He also said that Nancy Pelosi didn't stop January 6. You know, President |
0:50.6 | Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, she could have overrode the President. |
0:55.5 | Dude, you call in the National Guard when the Capitol is being attacked. |
0:59.2 | You get people vaccinated. You negotiate with governments, not the Taliban terrorists that want to |
1:07.0 | fucking destroy the government. What did we watch? How about the, check this up? He said Biden could sign a bill to shut down the border. Fact check. |
1:20.0 | Trump stopped the bill to shut down the border. |
1:24.0 | He said he lost the election because they wouldn't hear the case. |
1:28.0 | Fact check. |
1:29.0 | They heard 60 plus cases and had no evidence presented to the court. |
1:34.0 | None! |
1:35.3 | The recount by his own Cyber Ninja crew |
1:38.8 | found more votes for Biden. |
1:40.4 | And here is Kam is common his response and here is in a video x-ray of |
1:46.7 | Trump's soul during her response here is how much Trump hates solar and |
1:51.7 | here in the same sentence is how much Trump hates solar and here in the same sentence is how much Trump likes |
1:55.0 | solar. After Kamal called him out for being a laughing stock on the world stage |
2:00.9 | he said I'm respected by Victor Orban. He's a strong man. He's very tough. |
2:06.0 | Victor Orban is the dictator from Hungary. Orban has rigged Hungary's election system. |
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