Banning TikTok In 2023 (with Joman)

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🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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On this new episode of the God Pod: JOMAN, the legendary satirical composer, TikToker, music producer, DJ, and graduate of Nothing Special University, joins God to tackle why everything is horrible, banning TikTok, the woo to Q pipeline, EDMC, brainwashing, angry incels, the golden calf Elon Musk bro cult, media/informational literacy, sad American life statistics, toxic positivity, brain plasticity, Carl Sagan, the dumbing down of America, pseudo hippies, out of touch politicians, microplastics, redemption and forgiveness. And God has a New Commandment at the end, so DON’T MISS IT! WATCH this full episode on YouTube! This is our first FULLY ANIMATED VIDEO podcast! https://youtu.be/_UmaMawG0mw Consider following Joman on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iamjoman The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God Bomb.
0:03.0	The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media.
0:11.0	The 30-second sound bites now down to 10 seconds or less.
0:14.0	It makes no stratomas look like a piece of shit.
0:17.0	Yeah, so that's a reference to that book, The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan.
0:25.0	They will try. They will not stop. They will not stop trying. They'll never stop.
0:29.0	And neither will I.
0:30.0	You just have to get to a point where you don't give a shit anymore.
0:33.0	Wherever there's injustice, God will be there.
0:40.0	Their answer to every other celestial body being round is that it's just not there.
0:47.0	It's just a big projection that's highly advanced holographic technology.
0:54.0	And that's why when you pick up a telescope when you look at the moon, it's round because it's not really there.
0:59.0	It's not there. It's a fucking hallucination or some shit.
1:03.0	They know best. They know better than you.
1:06.0	Hello and welcome to The God Pong. I'm God. Thank you so much for joining me on the show once again.
1:25.0	Let's jump right into it.
1:27.0	The kids aren't going to like this, but TikTok is coming for all of us.
1:33.0	And the TikTok kids are more powerful than ever.
1:37.0	As an ancient old dude, I'm extremely familiar with the internet and the tubing of such gadgetry.
1:43.0	I'm ecstatic that Democrats and Republicans are uniting to ban the infernal ticking of that talk.
1:51.0	The TikTokers are getting bigger and bigger, finding new and terrifying ways to speak truth to power.
1:58.0	Oh, I despise you, TikTok!
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