Divine Comedy: God And Pals Imagine How Funny Trump’s Arrest Will Be

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 23 March 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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HO HO HO! This episode hosted by Santa Claus! Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost join Santa, mad with power, to speculate about Trump's arrest, TUMS antiacid overdoses, Morgan Freeman, Trump calling DeSantis names, and if Jesus lives inside Trump. On 'Free Play/Recess,' Santa talks about whatever he wants, like reindeer performance reviews, nepotism, his new book tour, and Santa's village. On 'Ask God,' you'll get a look inside how Santa scores naughty and nice children, whether God will curse the GOP, did God send the giant seaweed blob to attack Florida, will Jesus get a tattoo, and will God boff Christopher Walken. On 'JFC LOL,' the gang discusses no one thanking God for their Oscar wins. On 'The Santa Show!' Jack Black and the Farrelly Brothers' movie 'Dear Santa' is reviewed months before its release. And make sure not to miss Santa's Decree at the very end! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the God pod Santa you got to see the next week. Oh, okay? Can I do it? Yeah do it in all capital letters
0:06.6	It says Jesus loves Donald Trump Jesus died for Donald Trump Jesus lives inside Donald Trump
0:19.9	My autobiography is hitting bookstores this holiday season very exciting time
0:26.8	I thought I would announce it today candy canes and tinsel the Santa Claus story. Oh
0:32.7	Congratulations. Thank you very much
0:37.1	Wait, what Christopher walkin was involved in a murder. He was there the night she died
0:41.8	She does his bitch still dead by the way. Is this real? Is this something I didn't know he was on the boat the night Natalie would
0:48.7	Perish. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, and he still had a long and illustrious career after that. It's just interesting
0:56.8	Welcome to the God pod. Usually I the Lord thy God hosts this show, but you know what?
1:15.2	Today I'm gonna hand off the baton to Santa Claus. Here you go Santa. You host the show today. Here we go
1:27.4	Oh
1:29.4	Hi there human beings. It's me
1:35.8	Saint Nicholas Chris Cringle father Christmas
1:42.6	Whatever you want to call me
1:45.0	Here we are. It's the Santa pod
1:48.8	Formerly no you're live from the sled today coming in cold and hot from the sled
1:53.8	Oh
1:55.8	You may be right
1:57.8	And here are my co-hosts. Let's meet the co-hosts today
2:03.6	First I'd like to introduce my friend you know him you love him
2:09.3	He's a son of a bitch just kidding, but he is the son of God
2:14.4	Jesus Christ
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