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Larry Miller Show

Be A Cupid, Stupid!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

How hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine's Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knickleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of oil jewelry store and the history of Valentine's Day. And Larry talks about the movie "Shakespeare in Love" and recites the poem "Two Valentines" by Eugene Field. http://LarryMillerShow.com

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really likes the name Valentine. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy is it ever beautiful here on Miller Ronia today?

0:46.0

There's so much to tell you.

0:48.0

And what better day, and by the way, we're recording this

0:52.0

on Valentine's Day and on milleronia

0:57.8

well let's just say we we call it first of all Miller times day and there's a reason for that we have such a big

1:05.3

festival for it and everyone can't wait can't wait to give something to their

1:11.0

loved one on Millerertine Day, which is a big big holiday here.

1:18.3

It didn't used to be so big.

1:19.4

Some people didn't want to celebrate it.

1:21.4

But well, they saw a volcano shortly after that and then

1:26.6

everyone suddenly said what a great holiday. But I'll tell you more about that

1:30.9

later. Gee it's just beautiful here today.

1:33.8

And of course, that was the Fast Eddie Clark Orchestra

1:38.0

and the Eileen Miller Dancers,

1:40.5

featuring Boy Tenor Mike Lucking

1:42.4

asking the musical question,

1:45.0

If I do something nice every day to show my wife that I care for her,

1:49.0

do I still have to buy her something on Valentine's Day? Yes. That's first of all my

1:57.0

just yes. Okay? Let's begin and end with yes. You have to buy her something on Valentine's Day now it doesn't

2:05.1

matter whether you live in a little bungalow cabin that's falling apart or

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