Lindsey and Larry Sitting In A Tree

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Larry loves Lindsey Vonn but not the winter Olympics. Hear about an acting tip that Larry got from Roy Orbach on the set of "Law and Order." And it relates to this week's Magic Movie Moment from the Humphrey Bogart classic "The Caine Mutiny." Finally, Larry recites a great poem for a chilly day -- "Emmonsail's Heath In Winter" by John Clare.

Quote of the week: "How did the third grader get in there?"

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.
0:06.0	It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just can't watch the Olympics for more than three minutes. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:39.0	I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:42.0	And boy, oh boy boy is it gorgeous today here on millaronia and
0:47.8	it's such a beautiful island I'm so glad I well bought it built it created the whole community in the sense of well
0:56.4	milleroniism and oh it's so great to be back here and of course with Colonel Jeff and my two little doggies who always come to the studio with us to do the show and
1:12.0	It's just beautiful and of course as always the music makes me so
1:16.8	happy that's the Jose Ferrar Orchestra and the Lindsayancers, featuring boy tenor John Wagner asking the musical question,
1:27.0	Is it okay to wish Chinese people happy New Year in February?
1:40.1	No. No, John, it is not. Now for those of you who didn't know, yes, the Chinese New Year is in February and I didn't know that that's why I had to ask
1:46.1	the Colonel what what does that mean and he said well that's a happy new year
1:50.9	and then to the Chinese people in February. But no, no, you're not John
1:56.7	because it would be is you know okay to wish Chinese people happy new year in February.
2:02.5	It would be, but only if they all agreed
2:06.4	to stop dedicating their years to dogs and rats and snakes,
2:11.5	which frankly creeps me out. I don't know about you. I mean it's enough already.
2:15.8	What is that? 7,000 years it's got to be or something? And you want to say, you know, it's enough with bats and
2:25.4	things that drink blood and that's the new year come on
2:37.1	So but there is good news the good news is that it's absolutely okay for them to wish you a happy new year at the regular time January 1st and
2:45.8	Going with our rules that remember we set up after this past new year of that they would still only have two or three days to do it two other ways they'd start looking stupid and so you know what is it
2:51.5	okay to wish them a happy new year in February? No! If they finally
2:55.8	agreed to stop dedicating their years to horrible little ugly animals, yes, but they won't
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