Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents.

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0:00.0	Hi It's Tana Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:08.6	we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers?
0:20.0	What's up my little dialers?
0:22.0	Hello. I'm excited for the topic today. What is the topic today
0:25.5	Anne? It's tell us a weird random skill that is not particularly useful but special.
0:33.6	Yes, your special useless skill and we got a lot of them.
0:36.8	Because I do have to say obviously a lot of people get kudos like Caitlin Clark and you know
0:43.3	LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes for being extremely talented at sports.
0:47.7	But talents come in all shapes and sizes and
0:50.6	there's champions in the places that you least expect them.
0:55.0	There's greatness everywhere.
0:56.4	Yes.
0:57.4	And what would you say is your useless skill?
0:59.4	I actually didn't think about it.
1:01.4	I didn't think of one either.
1:02.4	That's why I asked you first.
1:03.0	You got me!
1:05.0	No my use of skills I can remember everybody's phone number before 1993 and that I only
1:10.0	recently learned your phone number because I don't have a CVS card and eventually
1:15.4	it just kind of stuck from using your number because my mom died so I had to stop
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