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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.8

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:06.7

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:08.7

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:27.1

what's up my little dialers. I'm back on the road and so is Des I'm in Los Angeles And I'm in Chicago reporting live reporting live for burner phone. It's been a week.

0:33.0

Listen, this is the episode for the dialers to carry us over the line because we're both

0:38.4

fucking exhausted for our own reasons.

0:41.0

But Des was the one who was like I think it's time for a dirty

0:46.5

dialer episode I said oh oh are you sure and he said post it and you guys brought it.

0:54.5

I actually in our notes of like potential prompt ideas

0:58.2

I didn't realize that we had it like I have it in a section of like

1:01.8

potential recurring themes dirty dialers so this is our

1:06.9

return to the dirty dial and you know I have to say like can we just can we just

1:11.5

admit that it's your fans my people are not comfortable sharing these stories your

1:17.2

fans are very comfortable with their sexuality and it's it's wonderful and they're not afraid to be funny about it which is great.

1:26.1

Yeah I know it actually makes me so happy and so proud because yeah does was like some of this stuff is

1:31.6

hilarious but like it's pretty wrong, she.

1:34.7

And I'm like, yeah, because my girls are proud of their sexuality and they'll shout it from the rooftops.

1:39.7

Let's fucking go.

1:40.9

Wait a minute. How come like, when you make fun of me for being angry, you give me like, you know, like angry

1:45.9

New York accent.

1:46.9

But somehow when I'm like talking about sex, I have like nerdy middle-aged white guy voice.

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