Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports.

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0:00.0	Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:08.7	we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello my little dialers.
0:14.0	Hello my little dialers.
0:21.0	Hello everybody.
0:22.0	Des is currently in Nashville.
0:24.0	Very separated.
0:25.0	I'm in Londontown for the first time ever.
0:29.0	Wow.
0:30.0	And I just had some high tea, so it's going to be a crazy episode.
0:34.0	After high tea, it's not tea that has cannabis in it.
0:38.0	I actually don't know why it's called high tea.
0:40.0	I'm going to say something controversial here.
0:43.0	Okay. Afternoon tea, it's kind of overrated in that the experience is nice, the atmosphere is nice, but the food is not amazing.
0:55.0	What's your feeling?
0:58.0	So not to be equally as controversial in the first two minutes of the episode.
1:03.2	However, I completely agree.
1:06.2	I think it's way more about the aesthetic.
1:08.8	It's the aesthetic.
1:09.5	It looks beautiful.
1:10.8	It's the ambience.
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