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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.8

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:06.7

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:08.7

we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We've got a little flirty episode today.

0:24.7

That's right. It's uh, we got, we asked for a flirting tips from the dialers.

0:30.9

I wonder if because of technology over the years people are not as good at

0:34.4

flirting because they could do so much virtually. Well there's just not as much

0:38.1

flirting that's necessary. Well certainly the apps made it easier for guys. I think the main beneficiary of

0:47.6

dating apps has been men because the societal expectation is on a man to make the move.

0:56.0

And the apps made it a hell of a lot easier

0:58.8

to make a move.

1:01.1

You know?

1:01.8

Obviously, it's really increased the disappointment factor for women because a guy could

1:08.0

have game on the app and then terrible game well yeah especially if you're a creative director I like to say and you can creatively

1:17.2

project a lot of great things on to this man who's sending you like short text messages and you meet up with them and you're like who the hell is that

1:23.8

that's not the guy I created in my head. Now also the apps have definitely helped shy people

1:30.1

yes because you know shynessinus is not a negative, but it can seriously hinder your desire to walk up to a stranger.

1:40.0

It's kind of like how some people are really good at interviewing

1:43.0

that they're not that great the actual job

1:45.1

but if you're not going to interviewing

1:46.4

it's hard to get the job.

1:48.0

Right.

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